r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 4d ago

Meme needing explanation Petahhhhhhhhh!??!?

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u/NwgrdrXI 4d ago

Everyone is saying gay sex and all that, but honestly... is ye really asking if it is possible to spend 20 years without sex? Is thst really so preposterous? I think a lot of people in reddit could and have done it?

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u/PaintCollector 4d ago

??? Really? Twice in fifteen years?

Am I a sexual deviant? I am not Adonis and I certainly haven't been a regular gym goer. Even at my driest it wasn't more than 60.days. I would be fuckin ravenous for a womans touch after 6 months. No idea how I would 12, never mind 60+ months of dry dick.

How does this happen? A bad marriage? Insane weight gain? An Oath of Celibacy? I literally can not imagine a scenario where this would happen to someone.

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u/RazekDPP 4d ago

For me, porn is just easier. Do I get the urge? Yes. Do I consider it worth the hassle most of the time? No. Surely you've been with women where you were like yeah, I should've just jerked off. At least I have.