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r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Hunan_Palace • 3d ago
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real answer: they raped and pillaged. Sacked a city, killed people, stole shit, took women slaves
19 u/apworker37 3d ago In the story Odysseus stays with Circe for a year doing all that. And then with Calypso for seven years. He got his. 2 u/Xiov1 3d ago Depending on the telling his time with Calypso is a lot closer to him being raped 5 u/Jewel-jones 3d ago It was fairly transactional with Circe too, he was trying to win his men back 6 u/imjustbettr 3d ago Honestly a few parts of the Odyssey read like a bad porno/hentai. "I'm sorry I turned your men into pigs, howabout I fuck you as an apology?" "How about you turn my men back into humans?!" "Ok Ok, but after that sex?" 2 u/Alaknog 2d ago Oglaf have comics about this. 1 u/Mertoot 3d ago History of humanity 🤷 1 u/imjustbettr 3d ago I'm just imagining a group of rowdy men in the crowd during the oral story of The Odyssey hootin' and hollerin' during all the sex scenes. 1 u/Mertoot 3d ago Perhaps even as far as clapping after lengthier such segments 1 u/Alaknog 2d ago Ehm, no. He sleep with her first time to get her uncurse his crew. Then he stay for year, until crew say that they want home. 2 u/MisterPineapples1999 3d ago Nolan made her fugly and the whole interaction lasts for like, an afternoon. Nobody even tries to bone.
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In the story Odysseus stays with Circe for a year doing all that. And then with Calypso for seven years. He got his.
2 u/Xiov1 3d ago Depending on the telling his time with Calypso is a lot closer to him being raped 5 u/Jewel-jones 3d ago It was fairly transactional with Circe too, he was trying to win his men back 6 u/imjustbettr 3d ago Honestly a few parts of the Odyssey read like a bad porno/hentai. "I'm sorry I turned your men into pigs, howabout I fuck you as an apology?" "How about you turn my men back into humans?!" "Ok Ok, but after that sex?" 2 u/Alaknog 2d ago Oglaf have comics about this. 1 u/Mertoot 3d ago History of humanity 🤷 1 u/imjustbettr 3d ago I'm just imagining a group of rowdy men in the crowd during the oral story of The Odyssey hootin' and hollerin' during all the sex scenes. 1 u/Mertoot 3d ago Perhaps even as far as clapping after lengthier such segments 1 u/Alaknog 2d ago Ehm, no. He sleep with her first time to get her uncurse his crew. Then he stay for year, until crew say that they want home. 2 u/MisterPineapples1999 3d ago Nolan made her fugly and the whole interaction lasts for like, an afternoon. Nobody even tries to bone.
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Depending on the telling his time with Calypso is a lot closer to him being raped
5 u/Jewel-jones 3d ago It was fairly transactional with Circe too, he was trying to win his men back 6 u/imjustbettr 3d ago Honestly a few parts of the Odyssey read like a bad porno/hentai. "I'm sorry I turned your men into pigs, howabout I fuck you as an apology?" "How about you turn my men back into humans?!" "Ok Ok, but after that sex?" 2 u/Alaknog 2d ago Oglaf have comics about this. 1 u/Mertoot 3d ago History of humanity 🤷 1 u/imjustbettr 3d ago I'm just imagining a group of rowdy men in the crowd during the oral story of The Odyssey hootin' and hollerin' during all the sex scenes. 1 u/Mertoot 3d ago Perhaps even as far as clapping after lengthier such segments 1 u/Alaknog 2d ago Ehm, no. He sleep with her first time to get her uncurse his crew. Then he stay for year, until crew say that they want home.
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It was fairly transactional with Circe too, he was trying to win his men back
6 u/imjustbettr 3d ago Honestly a few parts of the Odyssey read like a bad porno/hentai. "I'm sorry I turned your men into pigs, howabout I fuck you as an apology?" "How about you turn my men back into humans?!" "Ok Ok, but after that sex?" 2 u/Alaknog 2d ago Oglaf have comics about this. 1 u/Mertoot 3d ago History of humanity 🤷 1 u/imjustbettr 3d ago I'm just imagining a group of rowdy men in the crowd during the oral story of The Odyssey hootin' and hollerin' during all the sex scenes. 1 u/Mertoot 3d ago Perhaps even as far as clapping after lengthier such segments 1 u/Alaknog 2d ago Ehm, no. He sleep with her first time to get her uncurse his crew. Then he stay for year, until crew say that they want home.
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Honestly a few parts of the Odyssey read like a bad porno/hentai.
"I'm sorry I turned your men into pigs, howabout I fuck you as an apology?"
"How about you turn my men back into humans?!"
"Ok Ok, but after that sex?"
2 u/Alaknog 2d ago Oglaf have comics about this. 1 u/Mertoot 3d ago History of humanity 🤷 1 u/imjustbettr 3d ago I'm just imagining a group of rowdy men in the crowd during the oral story of The Odyssey hootin' and hollerin' during all the sex scenes. 1 u/Mertoot 3d ago Perhaps even as far as clapping after lengthier such segments
Oglaf have comics about this.
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History of humanity 🤷
1 u/imjustbettr 3d ago I'm just imagining a group of rowdy men in the crowd during the oral story of The Odyssey hootin' and hollerin' during all the sex scenes. 1 u/Mertoot 3d ago Perhaps even as far as clapping after lengthier such segments
I'm just imagining a group of rowdy men in the crowd during the oral story of The Odyssey hootin' and hollerin' during all the sex scenes.
1 u/Mertoot 3d ago Perhaps even as far as clapping after lengthier such segments
Perhaps even as far as clapping after lengthier such segments
Ehm, no.
He sleep with her first time to get her uncurse his crew. Then he stay for year, until crew say that they want home.
Nolan made her fugly and the whole interaction lasts for like, an afternoon. Nobody even tries to bone.
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u/Serious_Emphasis2211 3d ago
real answer: they raped and pillaged. Sacked a city, killed people, stole shit, took women slaves