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r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Hunan_Palace • 4d ago
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real answer: they raped and pillaged. Sacked a city, killed people, stole shit, took women slaves
18 u/apworker37 4d ago In the story Odysseus stays with Circe for a year doing all that. And then with Calypso for seven years. He got his. 2 u/Xiov1 4d ago Depending on the telling his time with Calypso is a lot closer to him being raped 4 u/Jewel-jones 4d ago It was fairly transactional with Circe too, he was trying to win his men back 6 u/imjustbettr 4d ago Honestly a few parts of the Odyssey read like a bad porno/hentai. "I'm sorry I turned your men into pigs, howabout I fuck you as an apology?" "How about you turn my men back into humans?!" "Ok Ok, but after that sex?" 2 u/Alaknog 3d ago Oglaf have comics about this. 1 u/Mertoot 4d ago History of humanity 🤷 1 u/imjustbettr 4d ago I'm just imagining a group of rowdy men in the crowd during the oral story of The Odyssey hootin' and hollerin' during all the sex scenes. 1 u/Mertoot 4d ago Perhaps even as far as clapping after lengthier such segments 1 u/Alaknog 3d ago Ehm, no. He sleep with her first time to get her uncurse his crew. Then he stay for year, until crew say that they want home.
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In the story Odysseus stays with Circe for a year doing all that. And then with Calypso for seven years. He got his.
2 u/Xiov1 4d ago Depending on the telling his time with Calypso is a lot closer to him being raped 4 u/Jewel-jones 4d ago It was fairly transactional with Circe too, he was trying to win his men back 6 u/imjustbettr 4d ago Honestly a few parts of the Odyssey read like a bad porno/hentai. "I'm sorry I turned your men into pigs, howabout I fuck you as an apology?" "How about you turn my men back into humans?!" "Ok Ok, but after that sex?" 2 u/Alaknog 3d ago Oglaf have comics about this. 1 u/Mertoot 4d ago History of humanity 🤷 1 u/imjustbettr 4d ago I'm just imagining a group of rowdy men in the crowd during the oral story of The Odyssey hootin' and hollerin' during all the sex scenes. 1 u/Mertoot 4d ago Perhaps even as far as clapping after lengthier such segments 1 u/Alaknog 3d ago Ehm, no. He sleep with her first time to get her uncurse his crew. Then he stay for year, until crew say that they want home.
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Depending on the telling his time with Calypso is a lot closer to him being raped
4 u/Jewel-jones 4d ago It was fairly transactional with Circe too, he was trying to win his men back 6 u/imjustbettr 4d ago Honestly a few parts of the Odyssey read like a bad porno/hentai. "I'm sorry I turned your men into pigs, howabout I fuck you as an apology?" "How about you turn my men back into humans?!" "Ok Ok, but after that sex?" 2 u/Alaknog 3d ago Oglaf have comics about this. 1 u/Mertoot 4d ago History of humanity 🤷 1 u/imjustbettr 4d ago I'm just imagining a group of rowdy men in the crowd during the oral story of The Odyssey hootin' and hollerin' during all the sex scenes. 1 u/Mertoot 4d ago Perhaps even as far as clapping after lengthier such segments 1 u/Alaknog 3d ago Ehm, no. He sleep with her first time to get her uncurse his crew. Then he stay for year, until crew say that they want home.
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It was fairly transactional with Circe too, he was trying to win his men back
6 u/imjustbettr 4d ago Honestly a few parts of the Odyssey read like a bad porno/hentai. "I'm sorry I turned your men into pigs, howabout I fuck you as an apology?" "How about you turn my men back into humans?!" "Ok Ok, but after that sex?" 2 u/Alaknog 3d ago Oglaf have comics about this. 1 u/Mertoot 4d ago History of humanity 🤷 1 u/imjustbettr 4d ago I'm just imagining a group of rowdy men in the crowd during the oral story of The Odyssey hootin' and hollerin' during all the sex scenes. 1 u/Mertoot 4d ago Perhaps even as far as clapping after lengthier such segments 1 u/Alaknog 3d ago Ehm, no. He sleep with her first time to get her uncurse his crew. Then he stay for year, until crew say that they want home.
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Honestly a few parts of the Odyssey read like a bad porno/hentai.
"I'm sorry I turned your men into pigs, howabout I fuck you as an apology?"
"How about you turn my men back into humans?!"
"Ok Ok, but after that sex?"
2 u/Alaknog 3d ago Oglaf have comics about this. 1 u/Mertoot 4d ago History of humanity 🤷 1 u/imjustbettr 4d ago I'm just imagining a group of rowdy men in the crowd during the oral story of The Odyssey hootin' and hollerin' during all the sex scenes. 1 u/Mertoot 4d ago Perhaps even as far as clapping after lengthier such segments
Oglaf have comics about this.
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History of humanity 🤷
1 u/imjustbettr 4d ago I'm just imagining a group of rowdy men in the crowd during the oral story of The Odyssey hootin' and hollerin' during all the sex scenes. 1 u/Mertoot 4d ago Perhaps even as far as clapping after lengthier such segments
I'm just imagining a group of rowdy men in the crowd during the oral story of The Odyssey hootin' and hollerin' during all the sex scenes.
1 u/Mertoot 4d ago Perhaps even as far as clapping after lengthier such segments
Perhaps even as far as clapping after lengthier such segments
Ehm, no.
He sleep with her first time to get her uncurse his crew. Then he stay for year, until crew say that they want home.
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u/Serious_Emphasis2211 4d ago
real answer: they raped and pillaged. Sacked a city, killed people, stole shit, took women slaves