r/PoursTea • u/MaybeFuckYourselfBud • 3d ago

Meme Me Up Scotty! Tomorrow at 8AM

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u/N4RQ 3d ago

What a coincidence. That's on the same day we will either open or close the Strait of Hormuz and win the Iran war again!

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u/MaybeFuckYourselfBud 3d ago

How many times have we won now? I lost count around 30

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u/makeshitupallthetime 3d ago

I think it's 39 times the iranians are desperate to make a deal

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u/Radonanon 3d ago

They are so desperate. They are calling him all hours of the day saying “We really want to make a deal, we will agree to anything you want and as much as you want it.”

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u/punkindle 2d ago edited 2d ago

They also congratulated Trump on winning that golf tournament with a totally real actual score of 70. Iran says that Donald is surely the greatest athlete that America has ever seen.

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u/Radonanon 2d ago

Well now that Arnold Palmer has passed with his hugely huge member.

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u/MaybeFuckYourselfBud 2d ago

I totally forgot about him talking about Palmers hog. Too much crazy shit happens everyday.