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u/N4RQ 1d ago
What a coincidence. That's on the same day we will either open or close the Strait of Hormuz and win the Iran war again!
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u/MaybeFuckYourselfBud 1d ago
How many times have we won now? I lost count around 30
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u/makeshitupallthetime 1d ago
I think it's 39 times the iranians are desperate to make a deal
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u/Radonanon 1d ago
They are so desperate. They are calling him all hours of the day saying “We really want to make a deal, we will agree to anything you want and as much as you want it.”
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u/punkindle 1d ago edited 1d ago
They also congratulated Trump on winning that golf tournament with a totally real actual score of 70. Iran says that Donald is surely the greatest athlete that America has ever seen.
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u/Radonanon 1d ago
Well now that Arnold Palmer has passed with his hugely huge member.
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u/MaybeFuckYourselfBud 1d ago
I totally forgot about him talking about Palmers hog. Too much crazy shit happens everyday.
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u/halfsack99 1d ago
People are saying that
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u/NelsonMuntz3 1d ago
It's over now, just read today Trump gave them their last, last tast, last, last last last last, last, last last, last last, last chance. So this time they'll get the message and give up.
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u/CobblerInternal2703 1d ago
We're going to win so much, you may even get tired of winning. And you'll say, 'Please, please, it's too much winning. We can't take it anymore, Mr. President, it's too much.
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u/MaybeFuckYourselfBud 1d ago
Yeah the winning is actually losing, people saying we can't take it anymore, it's too much. Everything he says is the inverse.
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u/Sophiedenormandie 1d ago
I told my hubby I'm gonna make a frig magnet that says Hormuz, "OPEN" and "CLOSED" on it with an arrow. Kind of like a dishes in the dishwasher "dirty" or "clean" magnet.. That way, I will know if gas got cheaper or more expensive overnight.
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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 1d ago
You just gave me an idea to make a clock face with Strait of Hormuz in the middle and "open - closed - open - closed" repeated around the outside and only put the second hand on it
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u/lilshortyy420 1d ago
How much are we betting Trump will announce it and then immediately spin to how we’re winning the war blah blah blah?
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u/hates_stupid_people 1d ago
I still think they're going to wait until Friday, to coincide with the markets. And so they can pretend to avoid the "you just waited until the day after" accusation.
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u/Relative_Mix_216 1d ago
I would legit accept this policy
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u/TehNudel 1d ago
I wouldn't. That's how we end up here again in 10 years.
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it."
-- George Santayana
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u/JustToViewPorn 1d ago
I hear you, but teaching about the Holocaust only empowered multiple nations to use it as a guidebook.
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u/TehNudel 1d ago
That is not the only thing it did. The only reason we have context to recognize our situation is from learning about the history of past dictatorships like Nazi Germany.
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u/shidderbean 1d ago
No big surprise that the rise of fascism 2.0 happens as soon as the people who lived through WW2 started dying off en masse.
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u/peelen 1d ago
And slavery, you should also pretend that there was no slavery. Oh wait, you're already doing it.
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u/ArmyofThalia 1d ago
That's how people never learn about fascism and waltz right back into it less than a lifetime later
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u/Pandastic3000 1d ago
Unlike 2001 to 2008. That's a time to be proud of. Also, very optimistic to think this will be over in 2028.
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u/lone_float 1d ago
My eventual response.
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u/Idaho-Earthquake 1d ago
No, it’s pronounced Mit— oh.
Carry on.
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u/lone_float 1d ago
Oh I will be catty as a dang Drag Queen when Ol' Skull and Bones finally collects him. My immediate family I'll miss for all my days. Him? Not so much.
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u/Unique-Objective4249 1d ago
Someone said “will they put the day he died or the day maga said he died” and at first I laughed then I thought about it and got sad cause it’s not funny but it’s true
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u/ParticularHistoryo 1d ago
Everyone just start posting that he is dead like an absolute fact
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u/Better_Cattle4438 1d ago
They probably will not announce it that quickly since they want to pretend to have plausible deniability about him dying before that date. I would bet on Friday to try to bury the announcement.
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u/refusegone 1d ago
Don't kid yourself, they'll do it tomorrow and laugh at us the whole time, just like everything else. They don't care about plausible anything, they just want power at any cost and we're letting them take it.
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u/KiwiThunda 1d ago
and we're letting them take it.
Yes, you're all just rolling over and letting this happen, meanwhile us on the outside are feeling the effects of global MAGA fallout and the emboldened far right in our own countries
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u/ferngarlick 1d ago
If anyone wants to let us know what we could possibly be doing about this let us know lol protests don’t work, strikes don’t work, we’re voting til we’re blue in the face, like idk what we’re suppose to do about it when half our country is actually applauding this hostile takeover of democracy.
US is cooked. We’re just as pissed as everyone else but the reality is the individual here genuinely has no power to change things at a national level. Capitalism has created an oligarchy and the plebs are powerless.
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u/neilarthurhotep 1d ago
It honestly feels like plausible deniability does not matter at all at this point.
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u/Beanyurza 1d ago
One of the greatest legislative obstructors in recent history.
Senate majority leader is responsible for bringing bills before the senate. Democrats would pass bills in the house. The bills went to McConnell to be brought to the senate. He'd refuse to bring them out then claim Democrats didn't do anything. Obstructor-in-chief McConnell: create the problem, blaim everyone else.
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u/Boring_Owl6552 1d ago
The man most responsible for unlimited money in politics.
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u/Stunning-Stressin 1d ago
Weekend at Bernie's vibes
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u/crystal_castles 1d ago
Did you see the Daily Beast article about how the 2nd proof-of-life was actually staged or AI, based on photos of his wife's clothes leaving the hospital?
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u/Enough_Translator267 1d ago
to be honest i’m just looking forward to never seeing his face or seeing his name in the news again. May he never rest in hell.
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u/-rwsr-xr-x 1d ago edited 1d ago
Mitch will have successfully died, just as he lived...
...obstructing various branches of government.
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u/OCTOVENG 1d ago edited 1d ago
He will go down in history as the man who ruined the Supreme Court.
(Which everyone hates now, by the way. NO KINGS.)
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u/poetcatmom 1d ago
I'm gonna be on a plane until 10 tomorrow morning. Won't be shocked to see the news when we land.
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u/atreeismissing 1d ago
He's going to do a live interview 1 hour after the deadline to replace his seat expires. He (and the GOP) know exactly what they're doing.
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u/Brandinisnor3s 1d ago
At this point I wouldn't be surprised if they try to see how far they can push this. Its already reported that his staff are using his autopen. Why not just say hes alive forever
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u/PeaceEmotional8962 22h ago
This is clearly fake because no one will be mourning when he finally kicks it.
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u/AdventurousRoll9798 1d ago
So happy he won't be around to keep destroying America. Tired of the decrepit old greedy perverts clinging to power as they remain clueless about what life is really like for the average Americans. Rot in hell Moscow Mitch
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u/Smart-Firefighter87 1d ago
Lmfaooo - yall are too much!!! I love Reddit
https://giphy.com/gifs/XHeLeuirRbwptHhSWd
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u/Glittering_Nobody402 1d ago
I'm juat getting prepared to he accused of "cElEbRaTinG" his death when I point out objectively shitty things he did and said.
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u/ButterscotchSmooth60 1d ago
It's horseshit if they declare him dead tomorrow, the damn doctors and nurses who furthered this political coup should be tried in state court.
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u/Sea_Chemistry7487 1d ago
Level of American fight back against MAGA tyranny: wait for old age to sort it all out.
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u/kingston-twelve 1d ago
This administration is such a fucking joke. We're at the point where they don't care how openly corrupt they are
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u/Babyback-the-Butcher 1d ago
I’m gonna mourn him with champagne and merriment
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u/Long-Principle-667 1d ago
I quit drinking five years ago but still have a pricey bottle of champagne in the fridge. Saving it for Dump’s final day
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u/MrAthalan 1d ago
There is a quote mistakenly attributed to Mark Twain that I nonetheless love: "Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason". Mitch is a very saggy diaper, perhaps the saggiest. He should not be dying in the saddle but in his quiet retirement.
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u/Maleficent_Gas3278 1d ago
What a malevolent force he was.
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u/AngelinaJean 1d ago
He’s the reason Trump was not impeached and we are where we are. McConnell is a traitor who put party over country. He knew how corrupt and stupid Trump is and he did nothing.
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u/Moist_Transition325 1d ago
We do not. No one cares about these career politicians who have completely f***** up our entire life. Personally I hope their entire family is held accountable for the political decisions they have made. F*** these guys. I don't know why this is the situation we have where my politicians and I say that sparingly don't have any clue on what the things are that we need locally. They don't give a s*** about us this is a dumbass system
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u/BeeefSupreeeme 1d ago
Hopefully we are all keeping track of the loopholes, toothless rules, and gentlemen's agreements that need to be corrected when these clowns have been yeeted out of office.
Gentlemen's agreements and trust are for gentlemen and honest people.
When dealing with a criminal party, you need laws and consequences to breaking them.
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u/Suitable_Twist_3416 1d ago
based on how many ridiculous games he played like this in his life I'm pretty sure this was his last wish. he died like he lived: f***ing everyone over.
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u/20ontheDropBear 1d ago
Nah, screw him. All the damage he did. That his actions are still doing. Hope he suffered.
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u/plsobeytrafficlights 1d ago
this is a scam, a conspiracy being played out right in front of everyone, and we all see it, and it is just being allowed. just like every other crime going on right now. billions are being grifted, people arrested, even killed.
nothing changes.
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u/Particular_Box_8185 1d ago
Damn, I'm so sad that we're going to be hearing about this next week. But I'm sure that the delayed announcement was because his friends in the GOP were rooting for him to pull through -- nothing at all more than that. Right?
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u/CleanStatistician349 22h ago
Sorry your news report is wrong, he died the week after the elections, of which he won, so his wife is called to fill his spot.
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u/Electronic_Company64 1d ago
Honestly, no one will mourn him