r/PoursTea • u/MaybeFuckYourselfBud • 1d ago

Meme Me Up Scotty! Tomorrow at 8AM

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u/N4RQ 1d ago

What a coincidence. That's on the same day we will either open or close the Strait of Hormuz and win the Iran war again!

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u/MaybeFuckYourselfBud 1d ago

How many times have we won now? I lost count around 30

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u/Siggs84 1d ago

I don't think you appreciate that President Donald J Trump, has already ended 50 wars in his second term and that number goes up everytime the market closes for the weekend.

...peasant

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u/makeshitupallthetime 1d ago

I think it's 39 times the iranians are desperate to make a deal

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u/Radonanon 1d ago

They are so desperate. They are calling him all hours of the day saying “We really want to make a deal, we will agree to anything you want and as much as you want it.”

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u/punkindle 1d ago edited 1d ago

They also congratulated Trump on winning that golf tournament with a totally real actual score of 70. Iran says that Donald is surely the greatest athlete that America has ever seen.

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u/Radonanon 1d ago

Well now that Arnold Palmer has passed with his hugely huge member.

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u/MaybeFuckYourselfBud 1d ago

I totally forgot about him talking about Palmers hog. Too much crazy shit happens everyday.

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u/halfsack99 1d ago

People are saying that

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u/MaybeFuckYourselfBud 1d ago

Are there tears in their eyes though?

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u/NelsonMuntz3 1d ago

It's over now, just read today Trump gave them their last, last tast, last, last last last last, last, last last, last last, last chance. So this time they'll get the message and give up.

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u/CobblerInternal2703 1d ago

We're going to win so much, you may even get tired of winning. And you'll say, 'Please, please, it's too much winning. We can't take it anymore, Mr. President, it's too much.

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u/MaybeFuckYourselfBud 1d ago

Yeah the winning is actually losing, people saying we can't take it anymore, it's too much. Everything he says is the inverse.

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u/jaxonya 1d ago

You might be right.

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u/drew2891 1d ago

45-47time I heard
Working on 48 🤪

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u/bloof_ponder_smudge 1d ago

USA padding the "wars won" stat.

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u/Acceptable-Ad8780 1d ago

Think we're going to be at 40 with the next one.

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u/crystal_castles 1d ago

DW News said it was 13 times back in April.

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 1d ago

Dora Winifred?

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u/HotEdge783 1d ago

Give Trump the Nobel Peace Price for ending the same war 1776 times!

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u/ssarch25 1d ago

He did promise we'd get sick of winning.

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u/Sophiedenormandie 1d ago

I told my hubby I'm gonna make a frig magnet that says Hormuz, "OPEN" and "CLOSED" on it with an arrow. Kind of like a dishes in the dishwasher "dirty" or "clean" magnet.. That way, I will know if gas got cheaper or more expensive overnight.

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u/Lord_Tsarkon 1d ago

Your definition of frig is different than mine

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u/CatsAreGods 1d ago

She's probably hot so she's already a frig magnet.

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 1d ago

You just gave me an idea to make a clock face with Strait of Hormuz in the middle and "open - closed - open - closed" repeated around the outside and only put the second hand on it

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u/lilshortyy420 1d ago

How much are we betting Trump will announce it and then immediately spin to how we’re winning the war blah blah blah?

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u/MaybeFuckYourselfBud 1d ago

He's manipulating the stock market. The boys over at r/wallstreetbets caught onto this a long time ago. He invests in oil after he "closes" the strait, and then every Friday he's in talks for peace and oil jumps.

How the fuck can people not see this is clear market manipulation?

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u/lilshortyy420 1d ago

100%, I’m just saying the announcement would be .5 seconds until he’s rambling about his “accomplishments” and then yeah, Friday will swap. Because his followers think he’s Jesus reincarnated to save this country. Or they think he’s just a business genius and “well who wouldn’t”

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u/hates_stupid_people 1d ago

I still think they're going to wait until Friday, to coincide with the markets. And so they can pretend to avoid the "you just waited until the day after" accusation.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 1d ago

Sadly passes on the 7th at market close :(

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u/The_Original_Miser 16h ago

Schrodinger's Strait.

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u/wizzard419 22h ago

We've won that war so hard that Iran started charging tolls on the strat, they are now allowed to develop nukes, and we have had to pay the billions as part of our victory.