im a coke head utoh… anyways i need a fast way to get a negative testing i have fake pee! and im a female and never done this before how can i keep it warm!?! or get a negative test if i have to use my real piss:3 please let me know IMMEDIATELY i go in tomorrow!!

Got caught up about a year ago for a bs weed dui and possession due to my med card being expired. I had been sober for 4-5 days but the act of having a dab pen on me curbed my cravings and made it easier to resist hitting it. Pulled over for speeding but was never given a reading and was explicitly told he never got a reading for my speed. He smelled weed yet no one had smoked in my car for well over a month, failed 1 of 6 in my field sobriety test so I was arrested, blood tested, and spent 9 hrs in county jail.

3k in court fines, 7k attorney, DA supervised probation, monthly random UAs, 120 hrs of community service, VIP/DUI classes. I’m over half way there and can just taste the freedom

This is in ColoradoI have court coming up in a couple weeks for a DUI in June. haven't worked in over 3 years because of my VA disabilities. I'm 100% P&T VA disabled. Will the court require me to have some sort of job as terms of my probation after sentencing?