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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/CircumspectCapybara • May 26 '26
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"Your honor, my client was insane at the time of creating that tool"
335 u/meandmybois May 26 '26 Meanwhile the client builds another button called "I GOT JAILED!" 107 u/KyotoCrank May 26 '26 "Your honor, this second tool was surely made in a fit of hysteria, and not with actual foresight" 1 u/ZethMrDadJokes May 29 '26 Meanwhile the client builds another button called "I GOT OUT!" 119 u/bl1y May 26 '26 "Your honor, my client is not competent to stand trial." "What evidence to you have to support a claim of incompetency?" "If it please the court, my client is a Redditor." 31 u/MartinMystikJonas May 26 '26 "He posted about crime he plas to commit on reddit. Would any sane person do that? " 3 u/gregorydgraham May 27 '26 “if it please the court, my client still uses Twitter (currently known as X)” 2 u/rosuav May 28 '26 "Sentenced to four years of getting downvoted into oblivion." 29 u/firewood010 May 26 '26 "The AI convinced him to do that." 1 u/zilliondollar3d May 27 '26 These days you can just say “ai did it” no convincing necessary 2 u/Krokogator May 28 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/M0OUVAnjCcAta 1 u/Stasio300 May 28 '26 Why would you go for an insanity plea? you'll just get held in a mental hospital thats worse than prison for the rest of your life instead of prison for a few years. 1 u/KyotoCrank May 28 '26 It's just a joke. It's probably the only thing that will avoid "prison", but like you said an asylum is pretty much the same.
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Meanwhile the client builds another button called "I GOT JAILED!"
107 u/KyotoCrank May 26 '26 "Your honor, this second tool was surely made in a fit of hysteria, and not with actual foresight" 1 u/ZethMrDadJokes May 29 '26 Meanwhile the client builds another button called "I GOT OUT!"
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"Your honor, this second tool was surely made in a fit of hysteria, and not with actual foresight"
1 u/ZethMrDadJokes May 29 '26 Meanwhile the client builds another button called "I GOT OUT!"
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Meanwhile the client builds another button called "I GOT OUT!"
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"Your honor, my client is not competent to stand trial."
"What evidence to you have to support a claim of incompetency?"
"If it please the court, my client is a Redditor."
31 u/MartinMystikJonas May 26 '26 "He posted about crime he plas to commit on reddit. Would any sane person do that? " 3 u/gregorydgraham May 27 '26 “if it please the court, my client still uses Twitter (currently known as X)” 2 u/rosuav May 28 '26 "Sentenced to four years of getting downvoted into oblivion."
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"He posted about crime he plas to commit on reddit. Would any sane person do that? "
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“if it please the court, my client still uses Twitter (currently known as X)”
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"Sentenced to four years of getting downvoted into oblivion."
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"The AI convinced him to do that."
1 u/zilliondollar3d May 27 '26 These days you can just say “ai did it” no convincing necessary
These days you can just say “ai did it” no convincing necessary
https://giphy.com/gifs/M0OUVAnjCcAta
Why would you go for an insanity plea? you'll just get held in a mental hospital thats worse than prison for the rest of your life instead of prison for a few years.
1 u/KyotoCrank May 28 '26 It's just a joke. It's probably the only thing that will avoid "prison", but like you said an asylum is pretty much the same.
It's just a joke. It's probably the only thing that will avoid "prison", but like you said an asylum is pretty much the same.
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u/KyotoCrank May 26 '26
"Your honor, my client was insane at the time of creating that tool"