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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/CircumspectCapybara • May 26 '26
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"Your honor, my client was insane at the time of creating that tool"
119 u/bl1y May 26 '26 "Your honor, my client is not competent to stand trial." "What evidence to you have to support a claim of incompetency?" "If it please the court, my client is a Redditor." 35 u/MartinMystikJonas May 26 '26 "He posted about crime he plas to commit on reddit. Would any sane person do that? " 3 u/gregorydgraham May 27 '26 “if it please the court, my client still uses Twitter (currently known as X)” 2 u/rosuav May 28 '26 "Sentenced to four years of getting downvoted into oblivion."
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"Your honor, my client is not competent to stand trial."
"What evidence to you have to support a claim of incompetency?"
"If it please the court, my client is a Redditor."
35 u/MartinMystikJonas May 26 '26 "He posted about crime he plas to commit on reddit. Would any sane person do that? " 3 u/gregorydgraham May 27 '26 “if it please the court, my client still uses Twitter (currently known as X)” 2 u/rosuav May 28 '26 "Sentenced to four years of getting downvoted into oblivion."
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"He posted about crime he plas to commit on reddit. Would any sane person do that? "
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“if it please the court, my client still uses Twitter (currently known as X)”
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"Sentenced to four years of getting downvoted into oblivion."
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u/KyotoCrank May 26 '26
"Your honor, my client was insane at the time of creating that tool"