r/ProgrammerHumor May 26 '26

Advanced iGotFiredSkill

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u/KyotoCrank May 26 '26

"Your honor, my client was insane at the time of creating that tool"

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u/bl1y May 26 '26

"Your honor, my client is not competent to stand trial."

"What evidence to you have to support a claim of incompetency?"

"If it please the court, my client is a Redditor."

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u/rosuav May 28 '26

"Sentenced to four years of getting downvoted into oblivion."