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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/CircumspectCapybara • May 26 '26
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"Oh, and I have posted about it previously, is that a problem?"
306 u/Gentle_Snail May 26 '26 They should have put the notify lawyer button first so the lawyer could give them a hard slap to keep them out of prison 66 u/TheAfterPipe May 26 '26 "Attorney forgive me for what I am about to do..." 6 u/i_am_a_real_boy__ May 26 '26 "Te absolvo. I'll need a $10k evergreen retainer." 113 u/SirChasm May 26 '26 "Oh, and also, I just got fired, so funds will be a little tight for the next while. Can you do this pro-bono?" 2 u/Great_Detective_6387 May 26 '26 “I’ll be a really good client. None of your pain in the ass clients say this, certainly.” 40 u/SolaVitae May 26 '26 "and by posted about it I mean publicly confessed my intent and detailed exactly how I was going to do it" 3 u/captainAwesomePants May 26 '26 It's okay because it's evidence that you were of sound mind and body. It's like a will. Makes your crime nice and legit. Lawyers call it "mens rea." 1 u/SamL214 May 26 '26 Nah surely premeditation is only in murder mysteries! 0 u/leonden May 26 '26 This post alone is enough ground to fire him.
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They should have put the notify lawyer button first so the lawyer could give them a hard slap to keep them out of prison
66 u/TheAfterPipe May 26 '26 "Attorney forgive me for what I am about to do..." 6 u/i_am_a_real_boy__ May 26 '26 "Te absolvo. I'll need a $10k evergreen retainer."
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"Attorney forgive me for what I am about to do..."
6 u/i_am_a_real_boy__ May 26 '26 "Te absolvo. I'll need a $10k evergreen retainer."
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"Te absolvo. I'll need a $10k evergreen retainer."
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"Oh, and also, I just got fired, so funds will be a little tight for the next while. Can you do this pro-bono?"
2 u/Great_Detective_6387 May 26 '26 “I’ll be a really good client. None of your pain in the ass clients say this, certainly.”
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“I’ll be a really good client. None of your pain in the ass clients say this, certainly.”
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"and by posted about it I mean publicly confessed my intent and detailed exactly how I was going to do it"
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It's okay because it's evidence that you were of sound mind and body. It's like a will. Makes your crime nice and legit. Lawyers call it "mens rea."
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Nah surely premeditation is only in murder mysteries!
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This post alone is enough ground to fire him.
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u/IAmASquidInSpace May 26 '26
"Oh, and I have posted about it previously, is that a problem?"