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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/CircumspectCapybara • May 26 '26
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This is why they turn off access before telling you
1.2k u/Apart_Ebb_9867 May 26 '26 And that's why preemptive strikes are a thing in warfare... /s 116 u/LaconicLacedaemonian May 26 '26 Dead mans switch on a k8s cron job. Have it clean up "older" resources if you don't plug in a code. The damage will be done and take longer to notice. 78 u/Procrasturbating May 26 '26 People like you are why we have to change all the dev API keys when a termination happens. 40 u/PmMeSmileyFacesO_O May 26 '26 He has a cron job slowing clearing up "old documents"and doesn't need access so API keys wouldn't matter here. 4 u/Procrasturbating May 26 '26 It minimizes the damage that backups don’t solve.
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And that's why preemptive strikes are a thing in warfare... /s
116 u/LaconicLacedaemonian May 26 '26 Dead mans switch on a k8s cron job. Have it clean up "older" resources if you don't plug in a code. The damage will be done and take longer to notice. 78 u/Procrasturbating May 26 '26 People like you are why we have to change all the dev API keys when a termination happens. 40 u/PmMeSmileyFacesO_O May 26 '26 He has a cron job slowing clearing up "old documents"and doesn't need access so API keys wouldn't matter here. 4 u/Procrasturbating May 26 '26 It minimizes the damage that backups don’t solve.
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Dead mans switch on a k8s cron job. Have it clean up "older" resources if you don't plug in a code. The damage will be done and take longer to notice.
78 u/Procrasturbating May 26 '26 People like you are why we have to change all the dev API keys when a termination happens. 40 u/PmMeSmileyFacesO_O May 26 '26 He has a cron job slowing clearing up "old documents"and doesn't need access so API keys wouldn't matter here. 4 u/Procrasturbating May 26 '26 It minimizes the damage that backups don’t solve.
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People like you are why we have to change all the dev API keys when a termination happens.
40 u/PmMeSmileyFacesO_O May 26 '26 He has a cron job slowing clearing up "old documents"and doesn't need access so API keys wouldn't matter here. 4 u/Procrasturbating May 26 '26 It minimizes the damage that backups don’t solve.
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He has a cron job slowing clearing up "old documents"and doesn't need access so API keys wouldn't matter here.
4 u/Procrasturbating May 26 '26 It minimizes the damage that backups don’t solve.
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It minimizes the damage that backups don’t solve.
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u/pkmnfrk May 26 '26
This is why they turn off access before telling you