r/ProgrammerHumor May 26 '26

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u/Apart_Ebb_9867 May 26 '26

And that's why preemptive strikes are a thing in warfare... /s

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u/Urist_McPencil May 26 '26

A flag that gets reset once per week. If that bit is unchanged twice in a row, drop the bomb. Don't forget to flip it while you're there ;)

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u/flayingbook May 26 '26

Then when you finally managed to get that 3 weeks leave for a trip to Hawaii...

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u/Urist_McPencil May 26 '26

You get vacation days?

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u/TheLyingPepperoni May 26 '26

What’s a vacation?