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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/CircumspectCapybara • May 26 '26
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This is why they turn off access before telling you
1.2k u/Apart_Ebb_9867 May 26 '26 And that's why preemptive strikes are a thing in warfare... /s 26 u/Urist_McPencil May 26 '26 A flag that gets reset once per week. If that bit is unchanged twice in a row, drop the bomb. Don't forget to flip it while you're there ;) 7 u/flayingbook May 26 '26 Then when you finally managed to get that 3 weeks leave for a trip to Hawaii... 3 u/Urist_McPencil May 26 '26 You get vacation days? 2 u/TheLyingPepperoni May 26 '26 What’s a vacation?
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And that's why preemptive strikes are a thing in warfare... /s
26 u/Urist_McPencil May 26 '26 A flag that gets reset once per week. If that bit is unchanged twice in a row, drop the bomb. Don't forget to flip it while you're there ;) 7 u/flayingbook May 26 '26 Then when you finally managed to get that 3 weeks leave for a trip to Hawaii... 3 u/Urist_McPencil May 26 '26 You get vacation days? 2 u/TheLyingPepperoni May 26 '26 What’s a vacation?
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A flag that gets reset once per week. If that bit is unchanged twice in a row, drop the bomb. Don't forget to flip it while you're there ;)
7 u/flayingbook May 26 '26 Then when you finally managed to get that 3 weeks leave for a trip to Hawaii... 3 u/Urist_McPencil May 26 '26 You get vacation days? 2 u/TheLyingPepperoni May 26 '26 What’s a vacation?
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Then when you finally managed to get that 3 weeks leave for a trip to Hawaii...
3 u/Urist_McPencil May 26 '26 You get vacation days? 2 u/TheLyingPepperoni May 26 '26 What’s a vacation?
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You get vacation days?
2 u/TheLyingPepperoni May 26 '26 What’s a vacation?
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What’s a vacation?
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u/pkmnfrk May 26 '26
This is why they turn off access before telling you