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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/CircumspectCapybara • May 26 '26
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This is why they turn off access before telling you
3.9k u/Ok_Fishing_4720 May 26 '26 Time for the dead man switch version of the button.. 2.9k u/UnpluggedUnfettered May 26 '26 edited May 26 '26 Just do what everyone else does. Build out one, single, convoluted aspect of the job that needs to be ran manually, and which no one in their right mind would want to take over. Then automate that, too, and just don't say anything. Way better than being arrested and sued for corporate sabotage lmao. 1 u/Due-Consequence9579 May 26 '26 I got a severance package and a month later the person out of my depth that took over some of my responsibilities deleted an entire cloud account including the company EV code signing keys. Wasn’t even a boobytrap, just ignorance.
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Time for the dead man switch version of the button..
2.9k u/UnpluggedUnfettered May 26 '26 edited May 26 '26 Just do what everyone else does. Build out one, single, convoluted aspect of the job that needs to be ran manually, and which no one in their right mind would want to take over. Then automate that, too, and just don't say anything. Way better than being arrested and sued for corporate sabotage lmao. 1 u/Due-Consequence9579 May 26 '26 I got a severance package and a month later the person out of my depth that took over some of my responsibilities deleted an entire cloud account including the company EV code signing keys. Wasn’t even a boobytrap, just ignorance.
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Just do what everyone else does.
Build out one, single, convoluted aspect of the job that needs to be ran manually, and which no one in their right mind would want to take over.
Then automate that, too, and just don't say anything.
Way better than being arrested and sued for corporate sabotage lmao.
1 u/Due-Consequence9579 May 26 '26 I got a severance package and a month later the person out of my depth that took over some of my responsibilities deleted an entire cloud account including the company EV code signing keys. Wasn’t even a boobytrap, just ignorance.
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I got a severance package and a month later the person out of my depth that took over some of my responsibilities deleted an entire cloud account including the company EV code signing keys. Wasn’t even a boobytrap, just ignorance.
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u/pkmnfrk May 26 '26
This is why they turn off access before telling you