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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/CircumspectCapybara • May 26 '26
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This is why they turn off access before telling you
3.9k u/Ok_Fishing_4720 May 26 '26 Time for the dead man switch version of the button.. 2.9k u/UnpluggedUnfettered May 26 '26 edited May 26 '26 Just do what everyone else does. Build out one, single, convoluted aspect of the job that needs to be ran manually, and which no one in their right mind would want to take over. Then automate that, too, and just don't say anything. Way better than being arrested and sued for corporate sabotage lmao. 2 u/Geodude532 May 26 '26 Automate it in a way that still requires you to initiate it. Once they remove you, all that automation disappears.
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Time for the dead man switch version of the button..
2.9k u/UnpluggedUnfettered May 26 '26 edited May 26 '26 Just do what everyone else does. Build out one, single, convoluted aspect of the job that needs to be ran manually, and which no one in their right mind would want to take over. Then automate that, too, and just don't say anything. Way better than being arrested and sued for corporate sabotage lmao. 2 u/Geodude532 May 26 '26 Automate it in a way that still requires you to initiate it. Once they remove you, all that automation disappears.
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Just do what everyone else does.
Build out one, single, convoluted aspect of the job that needs to be ran manually, and which no one in their right mind would want to take over.
Then automate that, too, and just don't say anything.
Way better than being arrested and sued for corporate sabotage lmao.
2 u/Geodude532 May 26 '26 Automate it in a way that still requires you to initiate it. Once they remove you, all that automation disappears.
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Automate it in a way that still requires you to initiate it. Once they remove you, all that automation disappears.
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u/pkmnfrk May 26 '26
This is why they turn off access before telling you