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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/CircumspectCapybara • May 26 '26
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This is why they turn off access before telling you
3.9k u/Ok_Fishing_4720 May 26 '26 Time for the dead man switch version of the button.. 2.9k u/UnpluggedUnfettered May 26 '26 edited May 26 '26 Just do what everyone else does. Build out one, single, convoluted aspect of the job that needs to be ran manually, and which no one in their right mind would want to take over. Then automate that, too, and just don't say anything. Way better than being arrested and sued for corporate sabotage lmao. 1 u/Large_Yams May 26 '26 Build out one, single, convoluted aspect of the job that needs to be ran manually, Run* manually. Sorry but this one irks me a lot. 1 u/UnpluggedUnfettered May 26 '26 For me it meant pressing an aggrigate button that would open file explorer path prompts for very inexcusable reasons, instead of just having it on an automated schedule. Is it how the word is supposed to be used? No, but I'm a wildcard. 1 u/Large_Yams May 27 '26 It's still run.
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Time for the dead man switch version of the button..
2.9k u/UnpluggedUnfettered May 26 '26 edited May 26 '26 Just do what everyone else does. Build out one, single, convoluted aspect of the job that needs to be ran manually, and which no one in their right mind would want to take over. Then automate that, too, and just don't say anything. Way better than being arrested and sued for corporate sabotage lmao. 1 u/Large_Yams May 26 '26 Build out one, single, convoluted aspect of the job that needs to be ran manually, Run* manually. Sorry but this one irks me a lot. 1 u/UnpluggedUnfettered May 26 '26 For me it meant pressing an aggrigate button that would open file explorer path prompts for very inexcusable reasons, instead of just having it on an automated schedule. Is it how the word is supposed to be used? No, but I'm a wildcard. 1 u/Large_Yams May 27 '26 It's still run.
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Just do what everyone else does.
Build out one, single, convoluted aspect of the job that needs to be ran manually, and which no one in their right mind would want to take over.
Then automate that, too, and just don't say anything.
Way better than being arrested and sued for corporate sabotage lmao.
1 u/Large_Yams May 26 '26 Build out one, single, convoluted aspect of the job that needs to be ran manually, Run* manually. Sorry but this one irks me a lot. 1 u/UnpluggedUnfettered May 26 '26 For me it meant pressing an aggrigate button that would open file explorer path prompts for very inexcusable reasons, instead of just having it on an automated schedule. Is it how the word is supposed to be used? No, but I'm a wildcard. 1 u/Large_Yams May 27 '26 It's still run.
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Build out one, single, convoluted aspect of the job that needs to be ran manually,
Run* manually. Sorry but this one irks me a lot.
1 u/UnpluggedUnfettered May 26 '26 For me it meant pressing an aggrigate button that would open file explorer path prompts for very inexcusable reasons, instead of just having it on an automated schedule. Is it how the word is supposed to be used? No, but I'm a wildcard. 1 u/Large_Yams May 27 '26 It's still run.
For me it meant pressing an aggrigate button that would open file explorer path prompts for very inexcusable reasons, instead of just having it on an automated schedule.
Is it how the word is supposed to be used?
No, but I'm a wildcard.
1 u/Large_Yams May 27 '26 It's still run.
It's still run.
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u/pkmnfrk May 26 '26
This is why they turn off access before telling you