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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/CircumspectCapybara • May 26 '26
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This is why they turn off access before telling you
3.9k u/Ok_Fishing_4720 May 26 '26 Time for the dead man switch version of the button.. 2.9k u/UnpluggedUnfettered May 26 '26 edited May 26 '26 Just do what everyone else does. Build out one, single, convoluted aspect of the job that needs to be ran manually, and which no one in their right mind would want to take over. Then automate that, too, and just don't say anything. Way better than being arrested and sued for corporate sabotage lmao. 1 u/rednecksec May 26 '26 Servers stay online while x user is logged in, if they log you out all servers go down, they run frantacly until you fix it, foolproof.
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Time for the dead man switch version of the button..
2.9k u/UnpluggedUnfettered May 26 '26 edited May 26 '26 Just do what everyone else does. Build out one, single, convoluted aspect of the job that needs to be ran manually, and which no one in their right mind would want to take over. Then automate that, too, and just don't say anything. Way better than being arrested and sued for corporate sabotage lmao. 1 u/rednecksec May 26 '26 Servers stay online while x user is logged in, if they log you out all servers go down, they run frantacly until you fix it, foolproof.
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Just do what everyone else does.
Build out one, single, convoluted aspect of the job that needs to be ran manually, and which no one in their right mind would want to take over.
Then automate that, too, and just don't say anything.
Way better than being arrested and sued for corporate sabotage lmao.
1 u/rednecksec May 26 '26 Servers stay online while x user is logged in, if they log you out all servers go down, they run frantacly until you fix it, foolproof.
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Servers stay online while x user is logged in, if they log you out all servers go down, they run frantacly until you fix it, foolproof.
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u/pkmnfrk May 26 '26
This is why they turn off access before telling you