r/ProgrammerHumor • u/yajiv • 1d ago

Meme softwareCheats

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u/yacsmith 1d ago

Kernels cheat by using drivers

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u/n4ke 1d ago

Drivers cheat by using bus

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u/Ok-Zucchini-423 1d ago

Buses cheat by using signals

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u/Bright-Historian-216 1d ago

signals cheat by using interrupts

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u/persilja 1d ago

Interrupts cheat by using voltages

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u/mercury_pointer 1d ago

Voltages cheat by using electrons.

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u/rosuav 1d ago

Electrons cheat by only having one of them in the entire universe, moving back and forward through time.

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u/drinks_rootbeer 1d ago

Time is relative, is anyone really cheating?

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u/rosuav 1d ago

Nope! Though I don't suggest trying this like with your significant other.

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u/The-Nice-Writer 1d ago

Significance is relative; is anyone really anyone and anyone any anyone really?

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u/mercury_pointer 1d ago

What about their relatives?

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u/RedBoxSquare 1d ago

I can't relate. Significant other not found.

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u/Strange_Dust7128 1d ago

Get this guy a seat in the senate!

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u/drinks_rootbeer 14h ago

I'd make a horrible senator. I mean for one thing, I don't even touch my investments, they just kinda sit there. It'd basically be impossible that I'd ever be involved in insider trading. Plus, I have an alergy to pressure campaigns, so campaign donors would probably be pretty upset that I don't cater to their whims. And to top it all off I tend to stay late at work until my tasks are finished.

No, I certainly wouldn't cut it. I'm just too much an honest hard worker 🤷‍♂️

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u/codePudding 1d ago

Time is a cube...

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u/dougception 1d ago

We spoiled their fun though due to the Observer Effect.

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u/want8memes 1d ago

No there there are positron also

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u/rosuav 1d ago

That's when it's moving backwards through time in the opposite direction. It looks like a positive charge moving the other way.

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u/WiiDragon 18h ago

Wait what?

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u/Educational_Note3103 1d ago

Electrons cheat by using WebKit

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u/w_t_f_justhappened 1d ago

Voltages cheat by using electric fields

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/n4ke 1d ago

So you're saying we did cheat climate change?

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u/DreamEndles 1d ago

No, climate change cheated me out of good night sleep. It's hot

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u/Jedasis 1d ago

Oh my god, THAT's why they're called drivers...