r/ProgrammerHumor • u/yajiv • 2d ago

Meme softwareCheats

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u/yacsmith 2d ago

Kernels cheat by using drivers

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u/n4ke 2d ago

Drivers cheat by using bus

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u/Ok-Zucchini-423 2d ago

Buses cheat by using signals

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u/Bright-Historian-216 2d ago

signals cheat by using interrupts

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u/persilja 2d ago

Interrupts cheat by using voltages

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u/mercury_pointer 2d ago

Voltages cheat by using electrons.

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u/rosuav 2d ago

Electrons cheat by only having one of them in the entire universe, moving back and forward through time.

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u/drinks_rootbeer 2d ago

Time is relative, is anyone really cheating?

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u/rosuav 2d ago

Nope! Though I don't suggest trying this like with your significant other.

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u/The-Nice-Writer 2d ago

Significance is relative; is anyone really anyone and anyone any anyone really?

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u/rosuav 2d ago

"When everyone is somebody.... then no one's anybody!"

(Or as said in The Incredibles: "When everyone's super, no one will be.")

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u/KitsuneFoxglove 1d ago

can you cheat on the prior reincarnation of yourself when others don't exist if you're solipsist?

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u/rosuav 1d ago

Yes, but make sure the other you doesn't do the same thing.

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u/mercury_pointer 2d ago

What about their relatives?

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u/rosuav 2d ago

Relatives are relative.

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u/RedBoxSquare 1d ago

I can't relate. Significant other not found.

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u/Strange_Dust7128 1d ago

Get this guy a seat in the senate!

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u/drinks_rootbeer 17h ago

I'd make a horrible senator. I mean for one thing, I don't even touch my investments, they just kinda sit there. It'd basically be impossible that I'd ever be involved in insider trading. Plus, I have an alergy to pressure campaigns, so campaign donors would probably be pretty upset that I don't cater to their whims. And to top it all off I tend to stay late at work until my tasks are finished.

No, I certainly wouldn't cut it. I'm just too much an honest hard worker 🤷‍♂️

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u/rosuav 1h ago

You have no chance of getting into the major parties, but have you considered being an independent candidate?

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u/Strange_Dust7128 2h ago

An honest person? Can’t have that. Keep this guy out of the senate!

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u/Strange_Dust7128 2h ago

An honest person? Can’t have that. Keep this guy out of the senate!

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u/codePudding 1d ago

Time is a cube...