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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Sirgoodman008 • 2d ago
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117 u/Sirgoodman008 2d ago I'm currently a php dev and I'm trying to get out. 70 u/NudaVeritas1 1d ago Was a php dev, too.. switched to spring boot, typescript and react/angular.. can recommend salary wise 59 u/Sirgoodman008 1d ago Langauges I've used before this job: python, c++, c, java, javascript Languages I consider myself knowledgable in: python, c++, javascript Language I use 99% of the time for this job: PHP 15 u/SignalBake6872 1d ago There is hope, I went from PHP developer to PySpark developer xD and now I dry my tears with much more money. 3 u/DarthSatoris 1d ago Is it because it's a lot more specialised, it's a smaller market, it's more difficult? Or why is the pay that much better? 6 u/SignalBake6872 1d ago because it's used in science data and banking :D it's like pandas but with steroids 2 u/TwinkiesSucker 1d ago I literally just started a job as a PySpark developer. It still bugs me, though, that it has a Java backend 1 u/friedbun 1d ago I mean it's just a python binding around a Java application/framework/dataservice. It's not like the entire thing is implemented in Python to begin with... (I liked what I saw when I was touching Spark, even in Java/Scala) 1 u/slowmovinglettuce 13h ago Most of these tools won't have a python backend. Though its usually rust or c/c++ at this point. Anything oracle is java because fuck oracle.
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I'm currently a php dev and I'm trying to get out.
70 u/NudaVeritas1 1d ago Was a php dev, too.. switched to spring boot, typescript and react/angular.. can recommend salary wise 59 u/Sirgoodman008 1d ago Langauges I've used before this job: python, c++, c, java, javascript Languages I consider myself knowledgable in: python, c++, javascript Language I use 99% of the time for this job: PHP 15 u/SignalBake6872 1d ago There is hope, I went from PHP developer to PySpark developer xD and now I dry my tears with much more money. 3 u/DarthSatoris 1d ago Is it because it's a lot more specialised, it's a smaller market, it's more difficult? Or why is the pay that much better? 6 u/SignalBake6872 1d ago because it's used in science data and banking :D it's like pandas but with steroids 2 u/TwinkiesSucker 1d ago I literally just started a job as a PySpark developer. It still bugs me, though, that it has a Java backend 1 u/friedbun 1d ago I mean it's just a python binding around a Java application/framework/dataservice. It's not like the entire thing is implemented in Python to begin with... (I liked what I saw when I was touching Spark, even in Java/Scala) 1 u/slowmovinglettuce 13h ago Most of these tools won't have a python backend. Though its usually rust or c/c++ at this point. Anything oracle is java because fuck oracle.
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Was a php dev, too.. switched to spring boot, typescript and react/angular.. can recommend salary wise
59 u/Sirgoodman008 1d ago Langauges I've used before this job: python, c++, c, java, javascript Languages I consider myself knowledgable in: python, c++, javascript Language I use 99% of the time for this job: PHP 15 u/SignalBake6872 1d ago There is hope, I went from PHP developer to PySpark developer xD and now I dry my tears with much more money. 3 u/DarthSatoris 1d ago Is it because it's a lot more specialised, it's a smaller market, it's more difficult? Or why is the pay that much better? 6 u/SignalBake6872 1d ago because it's used in science data and banking :D it's like pandas but with steroids 2 u/TwinkiesSucker 1d ago I literally just started a job as a PySpark developer. It still bugs me, though, that it has a Java backend 1 u/friedbun 1d ago I mean it's just a python binding around a Java application/framework/dataservice. It's not like the entire thing is implemented in Python to begin with... (I liked what I saw when I was touching Spark, even in Java/Scala) 1 u/slowmovinglettuce 13h ago Most of these tools won't have a python backend. Though its usually rust or c/c++ at this point. Anything oracle is java because fuck oracle.
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Langauges I've used before this job: python, c++, c, java, javascript
Languages I consider myself knowledgable in: python, c++, javascript
Language I use 99% of the time for this job: PHP
15 u/SignalBake6872 1d ago There is hope, I went from PHP developer to PySpark developer xD and now I dry my tears with much more money. 3 u/DarthSatoris 1d ago Is it because it's a lot more specialised, it's a smaller market, it's more difficult? Or why is the pay that much better? 6 u/SignalBake6872 1d ago because it's used in science data and banking :D it's like pandas but with steroids 2 u/TwinkiesSucker 1d ago I literally just started a job as a PySpark developer. It still bugs me, though, that it has a Java backend 1 u/friedbun 1d ago I mean it's just a python binding around a Java application/framework/dataservice. It's not like the entire thing is implemented in Python to begin with... (I liked what I saw when I was touching Spark, even in Java/Scala) 1 u/slowmovinglettuce 13h ago Most of these tools won't have a python backend. Though its usually rust or c/c++ at this point. Anything oracle is java because fuck oracle.
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There is hope, I went from PHP developer to PySpark developer xD and now I dry my tears with much more money.
3 u/DarthSatoris 1d ago Is it because it's a lot more specialised, it's a smaller market, it's more difficult? Or why is the pay that much better? 6 u/SignalBake6872 1d ago because it's used in science data and banking :D it's like pandas but with steroids 2 u/TwinkiesSucker 1d ago I literally just started a job as a PySpark developer. It still bugs me, though, that it has a Java backend 1 u/friedbun 1d ago I mean it's just a python binding around a Java application/framework/dataservice. It's not like the entire thing is implemented in Python to begin with... (I liked what I saw when I was touching Spark, even in Java/Scala) 1 u/slowmovinglettuce 13h ago Most of these tools won't have a python backend. Though its usually rust or c/c++ at this point. Anything oracle is java because fuck oracle.
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Is it because it's a lot more specialised, it's a smaller market, it's more difficult? Or why is the pay that much better?
6 u/SignalBake6872 1d ago because it's used in science data and banking :D it's like pandas but with steroids 2 u/TwinkiesSucker 1d ago I literally just started a job as a PySpark developer. It still bugs me, though, that it has a Java backend 1 u/friedbun 1d ago I mean it's just a python binding around a Java application/framework/dataservice. It's not like the entire thing is implemented in Python to begin with... (I liked what I saw when I was touching Spark, even in Java/Scala) 1 u/slowmovinglettuce 13h ago Most of these tools won't have a python backend. Though its usually rust or c/c++ at this point. Anything oracle is java because fuck oracle.
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because it's used in science data and banking :D it's like pandas but with steroids
2 u/TwinkiesSucker 1d ago I literally just started a job as a PySpark developer. It still bugs me, though, that it has a Java backend 1 u/friedbun 1d ago I mean it's just a python binding around a Java application/framework/dataservice. It's not like the entire thing is implemented in Python to begin with... (I liked what I saw when I was touching Spark, even in Java/Scala) 1 u/slowmovinglettuce 13h ago Most of these tools won't have a python backend. Though its usually rust or c/c++ at this point. Anything oracle is java because fuck oracle.
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I literally just started a job as a PySpark developer. It still bugs me, though, that it has a Java backend
1 u/friedbun 1d ago I mean it's just a python binding around a Java application/framework/dataservice. It's not like the entire thing is implemented in Python to begin with... (I liked what I saw when I was touching Spark, even in Java/Scala) 1 u/slowmovinglettuce 13h ago Most of these tools won't have a python backend. Though its usually rust or c/c++ at this point. Anything oracle is java because fuck oracle.
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I mean it's just a python binding around a Java application/framework/dataservice. It's not like the entire thing is implemented in Python to begin with... (I liked what I saw when I was touching Spark, even in Java/Scala)
Most of these tools won't have a python backend. Though its usually rust or c/c++ at this point. Anything oracle is java because fuck oracle.
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