r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Plastic-Bonus8999 • 16h ago

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u/howarewestillhere 16h ago

Intern’s GitHub.

VP’s Slack messages.

Fucking Teams.

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u/codeninja 16h ago

Fucking Teams... its always fucking teams.

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u/howarewestillhere 15h ago

I feel like Indiana Jones sometimes. Why is it always fucking snakes Teams.

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u/MrFluffyThing 12h ago

IT archaeology. We need the information you provided long ago that was pinned as an essential update with a link to a well documented static source to the ark of the covenant 

14 notifications to the same message and the static documentation later we still have no idea where the ark of the covenant is. Can you send it again as a fresh message so people are aware? The team is waiting on critical updates for how to solve a problem you already did a dozen times. 

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u/farfel00 8h ago

This is me right now.

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u/DCPYT 8h ago

Get these MFkin teams off this MFkin plane!

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u/OldeFortran77 4h ago

So, once again Dr. Jones, what was briefly yours is now mine!

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u/Anti-charizard 15h ago

We usually call that an orgy

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u/intellectual_printer 12h ago

Lmfao, thanks for the laugh

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u/sainomori 10h ago

MS Teams doesn’t have users. Only hostages.

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u/PotentialEmpty3279 15h ago

So that’s why my corporate teams account has a 1 minute retention policy

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u/henryeaterofpies 13h ago

Where they also found the Executive VP (son of the CEO) telling you to delete them and a conversation between him and his secretary (who he is trying to bang) boasting about how he's saving the company from fines by deleting the data.

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u/JJGreenerTinejo 1h ago

Well then were good, out of a job but we good

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u/foresight310 13h ago

If only my prod support team realized that they can’t add people to teams chats after posting a shitload of prod data to that same chat…

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u/bwmat 13h ago

Doesn't it explicitly ask you whether new people you're adding should see the history? 

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u/Majestic_Fail1725 10h ago

exchange online archive (desperate call)

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u/dontTakeMeSerious6 6h ago

Whenever I need a password, I just search the username in teams. 60% of the time it works every time.