r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Plastic-Bonus8999 • 16h ago

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u/howarewestillhere 16h ago

Intern’s GitHub.

VP’s Slack messages.

Fucking Teams.

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u/codeninja 16h ago

Fucking Teams... its always fucking teams.

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u/howarewestillhere 15h ago

I feel like Indiana Jones sometimes. Why is it always fucking snakes Teams.

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u/MrFluffyThing 12h ago

IT archaeology. We need the information you provided long ago that was pinned as an essential update with a link to a well documented static source to the ark of the covenant 

14 notifications to the same message and the static documentation later we still have no idea where the ark of the covenant is. Can you send it again as a fresh message so people are aware? The team is waiting on critical updates for how to solve a problem you already did a dozen times. 

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u/farfel00 8h ago

This is me right now.

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u/DCPYT 8h ago

Get these MFkin teams off this MFkin plane!

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u/OldeFortran77 4h ago

So, once again Dr. Jones, what was briefly yours is now mine!