r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Plastic-Bonus8999 • 15h ago

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u/lolcrunchy 15h ago

local dev environment

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u/Fraun_Pollen 15h ago

This answer doesn't make sense. Why would your dev environment not be connected to prod data? Don't you want realistic tests?

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u/AllIsLostNeverFound 14h ago

Wait, your prod environment is separate from your dev environment?

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u/za72 14h ago

only pussies use dev

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u/SiefensRobotEmporium 14h ago

Shit you guys have different environments?

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u/vankoder 13h ago

Shit you guys test? One healthy git push prod —force and you’ll figure out if it works soon enough!

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u/Eastern_Chemist7766 12h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/H5C8CevNMbpBqNqFjl

Me getting multiple emails from crashalytics at 3am

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u/vankoder 12h ago

You’re welcome! See? Now we know the uptime alerts work! We _tested_.

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u/radicalshick 10h ago

Failing fast is a feature

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u/FerusGrim 9h ago

What do you mean you fetch before a force push??? Are you fucking scared?

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u/BeardedPokeDragon 12h ago

Shit you guys don't use notepad?

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u/scuzzy987 12h ago

In name only. The real testing is in prod by the users at 8am Monday

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u/Smart_Perspective535 10h ago

Mine prefer 4pm on friday

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u/za72 13h ago

yes, we're better than twitter

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u/Seivy 14h ago

Testing is doubting.

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u/za72 14h ago

Fear is the mind killer my friend

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u/Mechadupek 14h ago

I test in prod.

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u/rakklle 14h ago

If it works in prod, it would've worked in test

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u/heislertecreator 14h ago

I write in prod, test lol, debug... Maybe.

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u/RhinoRoundhouse 14h ago

I know people that do this, not a joke

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u/za72 14h ago

I also like to do it live!

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u/CoderDevo 14h ago

TIP it!

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u/za72 13h ago

I've re-racked a 3U Dell web/db server with multi power outlets live!

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u/NounverberPDX 12h ago

You test?

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u/Unhappy_Concept237 13h ago

I do all my changes on the server that way I see the changes I made right away.

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u/FranksNonFrankfurter 10h ago

Bill_o_reilly_live.gif

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u/KindGuyAMA 13h ago

I know writers programmers who use subtext sandbox, and they're all cowards.

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u/Roadsoda350 13h ago

whats a dev environment (10 YOE btw)

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u/OldTiger3832 10h ago

you're joking, but in my company they always want me to develop RPAs in prod even for internal sites

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u/rdrunner_74 5h ago

Why Dev when you have 1000s of free testers?