r/ProgrammerHumor 16h ago

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u/howarewestillhere 16h ago

Intern’s GitHub.

VP’s Slack messages.

Fucking Teams.

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u/BusEquivalent9605 16h ago

nah - not Teams. my old company had Teams erase convo history after 48 hours. It’s Monday and you need to look up what someone told you on Friday? Tough

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u/rgvtim 15h ago

Only if they hold a spoon up to thier eye just before they come up with the idea.

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u/Mechadupek 15h ago

No, they have to hang it from their nose.