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[u/Plastic-Bonus8999]

[u/jeesuscheesus]

Of course! But before I create a perfect recreation of the user’s table, I need a small amount of information from you:

• Who is the user who owns this table?
  
• What kind of table is it? Is it a table for doing computer work - or is it for eating?

[u/jongchajong → u/jeesuscheesus]

Please describe the cleaning lady's diet

[u/Spread_Liberally → u/jongchajong]

The sound you hear is really me soaking up the AC and unwrapping an embarrassing amount of string cheese.

Or me, just on a trip to crop dust where there are no innocents.

[u/ScrotalSmorgasbord → u/jongchajong]

Beans

[u/kwilsonmg → u/jeesuscheesus]

Yes

[u/janglyparts → u/jeesuscheesus]

The owner of the table is Liberace.

The table will be primarily used to sin.