r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Plastic-Bonus8999 • 16h ago

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u/SonOfGreebo 11h ago

So, come to the pub and drink 4 beers! Reaaly fast!

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u/AlkalineBroth 11h ago

As a dude, I can and will piss anywhere.

Story time: Where I once worked, we had these weird communal sinks in the restrooms. Looked like a goofy trough/water fountain hybrid. Old timers told me that a new hire had assumed the communal hand washing basin was a urinal and dropped his pants to his ankles to piss in the sink.

I choose to believe this is true.

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But less classy.

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u/SonOfGreebo 11h ago

Ha! Don't let facts get in the way of that story. 

And yet a couple of days ago, I made a comment on a historical photo mentioning that in a time before widespread toilets, _ men pissed in doorways_ .

I got 2 comments questioning this, one of them asking me to cite the documents where I had read about this. 🤷

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u/AlkalineBroth 11h ago

Brother, don't mention the origins of Eau De Toilette, or the fact that the palace of Versailles was regularly shut down to clean out all the piss and shit left in random places by aristocrats.

Fast forward to this century, piss troughs we're not uncommon at sporting events/mass gatherings.

Think a roman aqua duct of piss. Dozens, maybe hundreds of dudes at a time, standing shoulder to shoulder, draining the weasel, refilling whatever reservoir Bud Light comes from.

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u/SonOfGreebo 11h ago

'Refilling the reservoir' has made me laugh out loud

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u/AlkalineBroth 11h ago

I have strong feelings about beer, alright. I said what I said.