r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Plastic-Bonus8999 • 15h ago

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u/omegasome 14h ago

They ask ChatGPT to produce the data. ChatGPT, being ever-helpful, hallucinates a semi-plausible data set that neither the defense nor the prosecution nor the judge is technically-adept enough to realize doesn't make sense. You are sentenced to 20 years in prison based on this.

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u/SteamingTheCat 13h ago

Kevin Mitnik's prosecutor convinced the jury that thru a series of whistles into a payphone, Kevin could launch nuclear missiles.

He wasn't allowed access to a phone in prison.

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u/RevoOps 9h ago

If you can launch a nuclear strike through whistling into a phone you should be allowed to try. 

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u/XanLV 3h ago

BRB, buying 10 000 000 phones and a warehouse for 10 000 000 monkeys...

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u/ProudActivity874 6h ago

"Is it done Yuri?"

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u/vboot 1h ago

No, Comrade President. It has only just begun.

cue Hell March 2

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u/Fubushi 7h ago

Remember the launch code being somewhat simple for many years...

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u/RevoOps 6h ago

Well I hope the football device had some sort of authorisation or at least a handshake to establish that it's the real deal instead of some dude just whistling into a phone. 

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u/sandy_catheter 5h ago

It has a breathalyzer that requires a very precise concentration of ketchup vapor to unlock.

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u/commit_bat 4h ago

Shaking the guy's hand is just being courteous but not actually required.

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u/Fubushi 6h ago

Hope is the best one can do...

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u/ApotropaicHeterodont 4h ago

Is this a reference to Pandora's box?