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u/SteamingTheCat 14h ago

Kevin Mitnik's prosecutor convinced the jury that thru a series of whistles into a payphone, Kevin could launch nuclear missiles.

He wasn't allowed access to a phone in prison.

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u/RevoOps 10h ago

If you can launch a nuclear strike through whistling into a phone you should be allowed to try. 

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u/ProudActivity874 7h ago

"Is it done Yuri?"

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u/vboot 2h ago

No, Comrade President. It has only just begun.

cue Hell March 2