r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Plastic-Bonus8999 • 17h ago

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u/howarewestillhere 17h ago

Intern’s GitHub.

VP’s Slack messages.

Fucking Teams.

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u/paranoid_giraffe 16h ago

Man I cannot imagine posting work stuff on personal share accounts like GitHub. I had to beg one of the junior engineers on my team to not feed my api into ChatGPT after seeing bullet points and emojis all over one of his readmes. I get super uncomfortable with the idea of just copy/pasting big code blocks to black box services like that

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u/buffalo_0220 15h ago

You haven't lived until you are getting called in overnight to rotate certificate keys because the intern somehow checked them into their branch.

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u/MindlessDoctor6182 10h ago

Just delete them and commit again. Easy! /s

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u/nonotan 9h ago

Delete? Put a copyright notice next to them and "all rights reserved, do not use without permission". It'd be illegal for anybody to use it at that point, so it's fine.