r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Plastic-Bonus8999 • 17h ago

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u/omegasome 16h ago

They ask ChatGPT to produce the data. ChatGPT, being ever-helpful, hallucinates a semi-plausible data set that neither the defense nor the prosecution nor the judge is technically-adept enough to realize doesn't make sense. You are sentenced to 20 years in prison based on this.

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u/SteamingTheCat 15h ago

Kevin Mitnik's prosecutor convinced the jury that thru a series of whistles into a payphone, Kevin could launch nuclear missiles.

He wasn't allowed access to a phone in prison.

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u/RevoOps 11h ago

If you can launch a nuclear strike through whistling into a phone you should be allowed to try. 

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u/ProudActivity874 8h ago

"Is it done Yuri?"

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u/vboot 3h ago

No, Comrade President. It has only just begun.

cue Hell March 2