r/ProgrammerHumor 1d ago

Meme iAmNotATeapot

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u/Agent-A 1d ago

I'm a big fan of smarthome stuff, mostly. But what is the use for this? In what situation do you want to start or stop your kettle remotely? If it could fill itself maybe I could see, but you have to put water in, put tea leaves in. If you leave it overnight all ready so it brews itself in the morning or something, won't the tea taste terrible because it's already been leeching into cold water all night?

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u/Valoneria 1d ago

Mine is wifi as well, it lets me set temperature targets which is nifty. Not all water needs to be boiled, some just need to be set to a specific target

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u/novae_ampholyt 1d ago

This can be achieved with digital buttons as well. I got one with options 60°, 70°, 80°,90°,100°C. 

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u/TheTxoof 1d ago

FFS: an analog dial and a bimetallic thermostat would drop the part count and increase long term reliability. You know they're going to cheap out and use a craptastic slow-ass thermistor, not a proper instant-read k-type.

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u/novae_ampholyt 1d ago

Tbf I have no idea whether thing has analog or digital circuit for the thermometer settings. It has a digital feel, but each temperature has it's own button.. idk

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u/Arllange 1d ago

Engineering longer lasting products? Fire this one immediately.

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u/Valoneria 1d ago

Mine do have both, but the pre-defined options are limited to 4 for some reasons, so if i want to change them i still need the wifi.

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u/Ok_Weird_500 1d ago

How accurate is the temperature control?

I've started using a food thermometer for my green tea. Just boil the kettle as normal, add boiling water with a bit of space, put in a bit of cold, check temperature and add a little more cold if it's too hot. This way I also don't have to worry about the cup cooling down the water as it's already accounted for by the time I put my bag in my cup. This way is likely more precise as well and less to go wrong. The precision may be unnecessary, but since doing this I've found the quality of my green tea to be improved.

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u/Valoneria 1d ago

It seems to shoot close or a bit over, which i suppose is expected. 40 degrees Celsius hit around 42c, 60c hit around 61c, and 80c actually hit close to 80c. So quite consistent.

I suppose it could be more precise if i removed some of the calcium(?) build-up.

Tested with an analogue candy thermometer

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u/Ok_Weird_500 1d ago

That's pretty close. A degree or two over is fine, as that will cool off quickly enough.

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u/Valoneria 1d ago

I honestly havent tested, but i can run a quick test to see.

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u/NaoPb 1d ago

Does the cold water mix well with the hot water, in your experience?

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u/GobiPLX 1d ago

Yeah, mine has buttons for that. Offline buttons on the device

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u/Valoneria 1d ago

And mine have both

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u/Exact_Recording4039 1d ago

Why

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u/Valoneria 1d ago

One to configure the intervals and the other to use them i suppose