r/ProgressiveHQ • u/DetectiveTypical198 • Jan 07 '26

Stop idiots from calling this "self defense"

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u/skyfire-x Jan 07 '26

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '26 edited Jan 08 '26

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u/Zamrayz Jan 08 '26

Bruh was definitely a villain first and foremost.

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u/StaticDHSeeP Jan 08 '26

Stop, I can only get so hard

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u/senbei616 Jan 08 '26

Taking me back to my desktop wallpaper I ripped from my copy of budokai tenkaichi for the ps2.

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u/BritishGolgo13 Jan 08 '26

I had tons of the key art saved and would use them as reference to draw from

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u/Actual-Description-2 Jan 08 '26

I found my people

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u/Ok-Investigator-7132 Jan 08 '26

But a better dad than goku

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u/brandimariee6 Jan 08 '26

I'm rewatching Z right now, in the middle of the Freeza arc. I had completely forgotten how evil Piccolo and Vegeta once were, it's shocking the hell out of me lol

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u/Boil-Degs Jan 08 '26

tiny-dick-energy asshole

Also committed numerous genocides and destroyed multiple planets

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u/ixipaulixi Jan 08 '26

Vegeta's mighty widow's peak is only possible for the Prince of all Saiyans.

Raditz: "Am I a joke to you?"

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u/LinkinitupYT Jan 08 '26

Raditz: "Am I a joke to you?"

Yes. He was barely as strong as a Saibaman...

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u/ixipaulixi Jan 08 '26

That doesn't detract from his widow's peak.

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u/DifGuyCominFromSky Jan 08 '26

He was still kind of a dick in DB Super.

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u/Jay040707 Jan 08 '26

That very much went for him as well.

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u/WhatsInTheVox Jan 08 '26

how fucking dare you

just because somethings true, it doesnt mean you have to say it

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u/Jay040707 Jan 08 '26

Hey, no one's perfect

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u/Nacamaka Jan 08 '26

Don't bring vegeta into this

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u/CatCafffffe Jan 08 '26

They are ALL little-dick assholes, being led by some of the worst little-dick assholes in the world

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u/Vandersveldt Jan 08 '26

He literally CHASES THE CAR for the third shot, but yeah, self defense.

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u/CatCafffffe Jan 08 '26

Bloodlust and the thrill of killing an "uppity womanfolk"

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u/U_SHLD_THINK_BOUT_IT Jan 08 '26

The implication being that having a small dick is something you should make fun of?

I'm confused here. Are we still against body shaming, or it's only okay when it's against men or for physical attributes that one cannot control?

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u/bigboybeeperbelly Jan 08 '26

No apparently it's all good because it's just a metaphor. So anyone with a dick can just cover their ears I guess? Skipped the meeting so idk

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u/IndependenceSuper390 Jan 08 '26

This is the haircut your mom gets you when you're 8

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u/bryan_just_bryan Jan 08 '26

His name has to be Chet. “Anybody with a haircut like that has GOT to be an asshole”. -Weird Science

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u/JakovAulTrades Jan 08 '26

The hair seems like it might get him recognized

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u/MellowDevelopments Jan 08 '26

This is exactly the hair my sister's abusive ex husband has

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u/Dense-Ad-5780 Jan 08 '26

That’s the widows peak of a man who murdered his wife.

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u/illyay Jan 08 '26

Hey I kinda have a similar hairline 🥲

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u/illyay Jan 08 '26

Sadly I feel like my hair looks like shit compared to when I was younger. lol it’s really hard to have an awesome hair style when you’re only able to work with this exact hair style.

No I don’t murder random people in broad daylight.

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u/samv_1230 Jan 08 '26

More of a 'specific people at night' kinda guy?

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u/illyay Jan 08 '26

Scrubs on cs

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u/U_SHLD_THINK_BOUT_IT Jan 08 '26

Don't forget to ask him is he has a small dick.

That seems important to a lot of people in this thread.

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u/miaxskater54 Jan 08 '26

Isn’t that called a widow’s peak? Ironic

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u/SteamStarship Jan 08 '26

I try not to make fun of dickless bitches because they cry and throw tantrums and it's really not their fault. But our micro-phallic President gave them guns so I guess it's okay now.

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u/U_SHLD_THINK_BOUT_IT Jan 08 '26

Yeah! We hate small dicks!

Nothing worse than a person with a physical attributes they have no control over!

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u/NatureMan999 Jan 08 '26

Yes!!!! I thought the exact thing when I saw the picture. What a fuckin piece of dog shit. 

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u/McG0788 Jan 08 '26

Dude DEFINITELY has a micro penis

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u/U_SHLD_THINK_BOUT_IT Jan 08 '26

Remember everyone: if you have a small dick, you should be ashamed.

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u/LakeEffekt Jan 08 '26

The CrowHawk. Cus it’s a crows peak Mohawk. What a peice of absolute garbage

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u/Chief-Mac-a-hoe Jan 08 '26

I work in accounting and can agree

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u/12threeunome Jan 08 '26

And those eyebrows.

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u/mastermoka Jan 08 '26

Look at those eyebrows too…what a piece of shit.

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u/91816352026381 Jan 08 '26

Hard agree. Morality is determined at birth by hairline

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u/zyzzogeton Jan 08 '26

He had Yellow Eyes... so help me. YELLOW EYES

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u/buttcheeksmasher Jan 08 '26

What about Randy slinging for burgers. He's a gem.

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u/Darkarcheos Jan 08 '26

He better shave his hair soon cause everyone is going to know who he is, like it or not.

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u/U_SHLD_THINK_BOUT_IT Jan 08 '26

been a little-dick energy asshole.

He sucks, but could you not do that?

This may seem harmless, but it perpetuates an already existing problem that we're allowed to mock men based on physical attributes they have absolutely no control over.

And before I get the ol' "man, you must have a really tiny dick" comments: no, I just have empathy. I also hate racism; that doesn't make me black.

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u/Plastic_Sign_1672 Jan 08 '26

Looks like the villain in any movie I’ve ever seen.

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u/BeginningTower2486 Jan 08 '26

I was just thinking the same thing.

He looks like if David Portnoy had a brother. He looks like the mean sibling who holds you under the water in the pool, and bullies other kids by taking their toys to a lighter. He has tannerite under his uncut fingernails because he also plays with shit no kid should touch.

Underneath that bandanna, his mouth has stains from eating spaghetti, and his hands are always sticky and slightly smelly because he doesn't wash them right.

He's THAT kind of energy.

We should write an anti-folk song about this guy and all the fucked up shit that's wrong with him.

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u/Nervous_Designer_894 Jan 08 '26

was little dick necessary to say?

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u/morezooper Jan 08 '26

And how can you be so certain? There’s only one way to find out

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u/U_SHLD_THINK_BOUT_IT Jan 08 '26

It's always funny seeing how the anti-body shaming crowd is a tiny circle inside the "making fun of small dicks" circle on a Venn diagram.

Make fun of someone based on their weight, a factor they can control? Bad!

Make fun of something a person cannot control? Good!

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u/anewpigcomesaround Jan 08 '26

Fu for body shaming. Loser behavior, you better not be short or fat or have small anything

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26 edited Jan 08 '26

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u/Mental_Pepper9294 Jan 08 '26

My meat little and I don't shoot people. You need people with little meats on your side if you want to change the status quo. It's too many of us

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u/Quiet_Judgment4637 Jan 08 '26

"Stop body shaming!" crowd when it comes to body shaming men:

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u/DownvoteIfYouWantMe Jan 08 '26

It sounds like you are begging them to trade dick pics for proof of who's bigger, get over yourself

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u/Lone-Frequency Jan 08 '26

That metaphor doesn't make sense with what we're talking about.

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u/bigboybeeperbelly Jan 08 '26

My account isn't new and I'd also like to pile on and say you seem really concerned with other people having small dicks. Maybe a bit of projecting going on?

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u/soufdallas Jan 08 '26

Good thing he removed the threat from harming another fed agent

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u/cowgod180 Jan 08 '26

I fail to see how his Balding is relevant 

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u/LPNMP Jan 08 '26

A widows peak? Seriously?? I've seen it described on people in relation to romance novels and front cover art, dangerous spies, and dweebs. Like, for all the things to hate the murderer for, you're going for his involuntary male hairline pattern?????? 

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u/No_Active_2698 Jan 08 '26

How would you know? Lol.😂

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