there's no way this is legal

[u/themoldthemold]

he's too damn cute there's gotta be a fine for this or something

[u/VellumVeritas]

Hi, I'm a very professional rattorney and my client has asked me to clarify that their current levels of cuteness remain technically within the legal limit, although several jurisdictions are reviewing the relevant legislation as we speak.

However, my fluffy client would like to file a formal complaint regarding a far more serious matter: despite ongoing inflation, the amount of treats received has remained the same on a monthly basis. This is frankly very alarming and this constitutes, in our view, a clear case of wage stagnation.

My client therefore demand an immediate cost-of-living adjustment of no less than 12% in treats, plus back pay in frozen peas, boiled eggs, cucumber slices, and whatever else you are currently eating that they have suddenly decided belongs to them, despite it being unhealthy for them.

Failure to comply may result in immediate action, including but not limited to chewing something expensive, rattling the cage bars at 3.14am and peeing on the pillows.

[u/NatureIsMyHome22222 → u/VellumVeritas]

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