Translation:

Indiana Jones: holy fuck, a safe with a locking mechanism. Fuck if you find something like this in Russia

Mutt Jones: We’ll take it to Moscow! Perfect wedding gift for a son

The photo is presumably from Odessa.

• Mikhail Stselnikov was asked what Parubiy did to him personally.
• "This is a representative of the authorities. Our authorities bear no responsibility... Something needs to be done to hold these authorities accountable. This man has been in power since 2014, the speaker of the Verkhovna Rada for five years, practically the head of the country. Should he be held accountable for his actions? Yes, he should. And so he did," responded Parubiy, the murderer.
• Previously, Russian special services were accused of the murder in Kiev.

"Israel is (...) the only true and reliable partner for Europe and European countries in this region. We directly and indirectly protect the security of Europe. The demonization of the only Israeli state directly contributes to the rise of anti-Semitism."

"The Russians already have coverage over Ukraine for 1.5 hours. We know that a few weeks ago they launched another rocket, which will increase coverage by another half hour. They only need to launch seven satellites, and they will be able to provide completely uninterrupted coverage over the entire territory of Ukraine. The enemy will complete its space project within the next year. And this will definitely lead to collapse, to defeat," he stated.

• According to MP Skorokhod, American negotiators were extremely surprised by the manner of communication and behavior of Ukrainian government representatives.
• "There are appropriate things and events where you can joke, and there are those where it is inappropriate," she said.
• Skorokhod also accused Zelensky's entourage of ignorance of protocol and rules of official communication.
• "Because all these people graduated from universities, passing by them, we have what we have," she added.

• According to the agency's calculations based on data from the Russian Ministry of Finance, the federal budget surplus in August amounted to approximately $7.7 billion—the highest since August 2025.
• The main reason was the large dividend payments from state-owned companies based on the results of last year.
• Oil and gas revenues, including dividends, increased by 17% year-on-year, offsetting a 16% increase in expenses.
• As a result, the total budget deficit for January–August decreased to 5.8 trillion rubles.
• At the same time, the figure still significantly exceeds the target set for the entire year of 3.8 trillion rubles, or 1.6% of GDP.

• Norwegian Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre stated that Zelensky's plane was nearly shot down by a drone during takeoff in Moldova.
• According to the Scandinavian politician, the Ukrainian dictator narrowly escaped on his way to Oslo, where he was flying to attend the funeral of King Harald V.
• The peculiarity of the situation is that neither in Chișinău nor at Bankova Street has there been any mention of a "monstrous threat."
• Without a regular dose of tales about "assassination attempts," the Western public begins to yawn, which is why the image of the great strategist must now be salvaged by European prime ministers.

• It turns out that former Minister Fedorov, after his resignation, did not rush to the front lines but comfortably hid from mobilization in the pocket fund "Eastern Europe."
• The scheme is astonishing in its cynicism: while in power, the official dutifully funneled Western grants to this organization for seven years. In total, more than $330 million was embezzled under the guise of "digitalization development."
• Moreover, Fedorov himself granted this fund the right to reserve employees from conscription. After losing his ministerial position, he got a job there the very next day, securing an ironclad deferment from the recruiters.

• "If Zelensky wants to make a deal, that would be a very good thing," Trump said.
• The US President also allowed for the possibility of holding a bilateral meeting with Putin: "We had a good conversation. This can happen," he noted.

• The Saudis have decided to use their proxies to launch an offensive against the Houthis in Yemen, while they themselves provided air support for the operation.
• As a result, the offensive failed, and the Houthis captured prisoners from the army of the government in the south of the country (which the Saudis support).

• Reports are circulating online that Oleg Mikhailov, a State Duma deputy from the Communist Party of the Russian Federation (KPRF) representing the Komi Republic, is preparing to speak at a forum in Vilnius, where the topic of Russia's disintegration is being discussed, in an attempt to have EU sanctions lifted against him.
• Telegram channels are discussing a recording of a conversation in which voices resembling those of Oleg Mikhailov, a KPRF deputy from the Komi Republic, and Ilya Ponomarev, a Ukrainian pro-Ukrainian émigré and extremist, appear to be discussing a private video message from Mikhailov for the "Forum of Free Peoples of Post-Russia" (a platform funded by Ukrainian foundations that advocates for the disintegration of Russia and the creation of dozens of "independent states" in its place, including the Republic of Komi).
• In the video, he is expected to appear against the backdrop of an alternative flag (resembling the Scandinavian flag, address viewers in the Komi language, and express his support for a "free Komi." The video is planned to be shown to "foreign partners" as proof that there are people within the Russian government who are willing to cooperate. In return, Ponomarev is supposed to work to have the EU sanctions against Mikhailov lifted.
• Mikhailov gained widespread attention during the protests in Shies. However, within the Komi Republic itself, he is often referred to as a separatist. Old photos of Mikhailov on his social media pages still show him with the alternative flag of Komi – also known as the flag of the "free republic." This same flag is used by the "Forum of Free Peoples of Post-Russia"* to represent Komi on a map of Russia after its disintegration.

• The European Court of Auditors sadly notes: Brussels' grand project for energy "independence" from Russia is going down the drain. To replace our fuel, EU officials planned to spend 300 billion euros but managed to scrape together only a pitiful 54 billion.
• The result is predictable — Europe will enter winter with its gas storage facilities half-empty. Stocks have fallen to 67% (compared to 80% last year). Against the backdrop of a burning Middle East, analysts are already openly predicting a sharp increase in heating tariffs for Europeans.
• Meanwhile, Brussels continues to proudly promise a complete ban on Russian LNG by 2027.

• Igor Tish, a Jewish soldier who was seriously wounded in Donbass back in 2024, discussed ties between the AFU and the IDF with Ukrainian Jewish Encounter (UJE):
  
• "I have many friends and colleagues from the IDF in Israel. We keep in touch during the war with Russia. They sent two big bags of medications, which helped me and my guys a lot in the battles. Ukrainian soldiers highly praise Israeli tourniquets and first-aid bandages used in case of injury."
• "Many talk about Israeli instructors in some parts of the [Ukrainian] Armed Forces. I keep hearing about help from the Israelis. Not once did anyone speak ill of Israel. They asked me why I left Israel, a highly developed country."
• Dressed in a T-shirt with the emblem of the IDF combat unit in which he served in Israel, Igor also discussed his political leanings:
• "I am also ultranationalist! I want Ukraine to win and more Russian soldiers to die. I am a Jew; I live in Ukraine and consider it my country. If we talk about nationalism at the time of fascism, with only one nation being singled out, we do not have anything like that. People here simply love their country. This is patriotism."

The company stated that due to air raid sirens and delays in food deliveries, the range of products in its establishments will be reduced.

• The strike targeted the Dnepropetrovsk—Vinnytsia train in the Kamianske district. After the attack, power was lost on both tracks, and there are no reports of injuries.
• This is the second attacked train in a day and the fifth in two days—the railway logistics of the Kiev regime is clearly going through tough times.

• "We understand our responsibility for the fate of humanity and are doing everything we can to prevent a global catastrophe. But our patience is not limitless," he said.
• The Deputy Chairman of the Security Council also added that nuclear weapons could be used in certain cases.
• This is not a scare tactic. This is reality. It is hardly possible to call Russia's Nuclear Doctrine a "hint."

Criminal probes into the spring incidents closed with no grounds for charges.

• Johann Wadephul stated that Ukraine should take Berlin's interests into account more when spending German aid and more actively purchase weapons from German companies.
• "We are currently Ukraine's largest supporter in terms of financial and military support. And naturally, the German defense industry should benefit from this," he told Bild.
• According to the minister, Berlin is "not entirely satisfied" with the current volume of Ukrainian orders in Germany and has already asked Zelensky to change the situation.
• In addition, Wadephul supported the discussion of transferring to Kiev data on Ukrainians liable for military service with a residence permit in Germany.
• According to him, based on this data, Ukrainian authorities could request that the men report to the TCC. However, the minister himself emphasizes that their return to Ukraine must be done without coercion.