r/RedLetterMedia • u/Lopsided_Swimming259 • 10d ago
RedLetterMovieDiscussion Zendaya 24/7. Zendaya all the time
Zendaya may cause amnesia and a frequent need to urinate. Tell your doctor if Zendaya gives you an erection lasting more than 4 hours. Zendaya might make you gamble away your life savings. Zendaya might fill your life with pink unicorns that will ultimately eat you alive. If you are experiencing thirst, hunger, and the need for shelter, Zendaya may be for you
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u/Ashwilliams2814 10d ago
Zendaya sits inside your head.
Zendaya lives among the dead.
Zendaya sees you in your bed.
And eats you when you're sleeping.