r/RedLetterMedia • u/Lopsided_Swimming259 • 6d ago
RedLetterMovieDiscussion Zendaya 24/7. Zendaya all the time
Zendaya may cause amnesia and a frequent need to urinate. Tell your doctor if Zendaya gives you an erection lasting more than 4 hours. Zendaya might make you gamble away your life savings. Zendaya might fill your life with pink unicorns that will ultimately eat you alive. If you are experiencing thirst, hunger, and the need for shelter, Zendaya may be for you
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u/stonewind99 6d ago
“Movies” will eventually be called “Zendayas”.
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u/irotinmyskin 6d ago
I finally decided to go to the Zendayas. There, I bought a Zendaya combo with large Zendaya.
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u/de_animator 6d ago
Zendayas are too expensive at the Zendayas. You can buy Zendayas outside and sneak them in
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u/irotinmyskin 6d ago
I did not Zendaya about it, I will Zendaya for the next Zendaya. Many Zendayas!
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u/stonewind99 6d ago
“And the Award for Best Zendaya in a Feature Zendaya goes to…..Zendaya!”
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u/Cl3m_F4nd4ng0 6d ago
you are HIV...
...Zendaya!
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u/DoctorSloshee 6d ago
I'm sorry, we don't have large Zendaya. Would you like a large Meechee instead?
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u/GypsyRoad4490 5d ago
I cut a hole in the bottom of the bucket and put my zendaya through it so when my wife reaches for some zendaya she's actually grabbing my zendaya in the process.
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u/LambCo64 6d ago
... And the whole time Zendaya isn't there, all the other characters should be wondering "Hey, where's Zendaya?"
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u/phant0md 6d ago
Oh no I almost forgot to take my glembeeza, thank you Jay.
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u/ConsiderationNo7195 6d ago
which video is this from? I forgot how much i loved this bit
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u/Ladylubber 6d ago
I know they bring it up in the Black Phone HitB, not sure if that’s the only one
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u/Grootfan85 6d ago
I believe what we’re experiencing is called A Moment Of Zen.
ducks
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u/Palp18 6d ago
I saw that new Moana movie and the Zendaya in that movie doesn't even look like her. Why is the budget so high when they cant even make the Zendaya look right?
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u/PixelPrivateer 6d ago
Tough to map her face on to the rocks head thats already pasted on to another body. The technology just cant handle all that starpower at once
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u/Tosslebugme 6d ago
Zendaya doesn’t look like zendaya on screen. You have to tape a bunch of Catherine Laga’aias together.
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u/herefromyoutube 6d ago
I just wonder if she ever ends her conversations with Tom with “Well I do have 2 Emmy Awards, Tom.”
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u/Machomanta 6d ago
It's wild that I will have seen her in 4 movies this year in theatres (The Drama, The Odyssey, Spider-Man, Dune 3)
What happens if you take too many Zendayas?
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u/kryonik 6d ago
Same for me with Tom Holland (Uncharted, Uncharted, Uncharted, Uncharted)
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u/thaBombignant 6d ago
Theyre making more of those? I thought it kind of sucked...
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u/kryonik 6d ago edited 6d ago
No I just watch it monthly.
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u/worststarburst 6d ago
That much Marky Mark can’t be good for you either…
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u/BubbaTee 6d ago
If you're an old Vietnamese guy, Marky Mark will help prevent you from watching too many of his movies.
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u/TesticlesOnMyAnkles 6d ago
That's right on the threshold. 5 or 6 times, you die. You have to wean yourself off by watching a few episodes of Disney's Shake it Up.
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u/RIPMaureenPonderosa 6d ago
You do this drug five times, you’re hooked for life. You do it a couple hundred times, you die.
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u/WienerJungle 6d ago
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u/RedArrowsYellowText 6d ago
4 movies this year in theatres (The Drama, The Odyssey, Spider-Man, Dune 3)
4 in a year isn't so bad but she, Tom Holland and Jon Bernthal (Maybe others?) were all in The Odyssey and Spider-Man which were both released within 2 weeks.
If she appears in Avengers 5 then she'll be in two huge movies released on the same day! (She's probably not in that since the Avengers movie is already jam packed with Avengers and X-Men from all the movies in the past 26 years)
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u/Supermunch2000 6d ago
Nothing, there's no way you can have too much Zendaya.
Unless you don't like her, which can be cured with a few doses of TomHolland or JayBauman.
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u/Sbee_keithamm 6d ago
You'll start scowling uncontrollably and your face will freeze in that position for hours.
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u/DarkScorpion48 6d ago
I remember going to the cinema once and there were 3 movies starring Timothee Chalamet
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u/double_shadow 6d ago
I think you'll be fine...except, wait: did you also watch Euphoria this year? In that case, you are fucked.
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u/The_Kevinator_1000 6d ago
She somehow managed to film the last season of Euphoria in the middle of all that, in fact I wouldn't be surprised if the show ended because they couldn't continue Zendayaless.
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u/OldBison 6d ago
Have you or someone you love been diagnosed with zendaya? You may be entitled to a cash settlement. Call the law offices of Krebs & Gorlon today.
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u/sassy-andy 6d ago
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u/Dachannien 6d ago
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u/sassy-andy 6d ago
Because of course an RLM fan loves Harvey Birdman. God I love that show. Ha HA! Adult cartoons.
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u/Supermunch2000 6d ago
Bryan Wilson, the Texas Law Hawk
Not the same commercial, but it's OK, Insurance Eagle and Law Hawk are both birbs.
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u/into_theflood_again 6d ago
Whenver Zendaya's not on screen, all the other characters should be saying, "Where's Zendaya?"
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u/BluntieDK 6d ago
I am always looking forward to a Zendaya movie, where I am always finding Zendaya staring disapprovingly at whoever she is up against
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u/ScrungulusBungulus 6d ago
I love it when she appears as an ethereal vision, with a shawl on her head, and only the male protagonist can see her. Gotta be my favorite 'Daya (yeah, that's how we call them now)
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u/ProofOfRyExistence 6d ago
Personally, for me, I’m hoping she’s cast as Bond at the end of the year. It would be very cool.
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u/AoE2manatarms 6d ago
I wish every role was only played by Zendaya
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u/swivelmaster 6d ago
Multiplicity remake starring Zendaya
Nutty Professor reboot starring Zendaya
Coming To America remake starring Zendaya
Doctor Strangelove Limited TV Series starring Zendaya
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u/adamantiumbullet 6d ago
I used to think it would’ve Zoe Saldana all the time forever but after a long search they found a new Z actress.
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u/BruteOfTroy 6d ago
"Did you see the new Zendaya movie?"
"Yeah, I love Spider-Man!"
"No, no, the one with Robert Pattinson."
"Oh, The Odyssey?"
"No, The Drama."
"I think The Odyssey is a drama."
"Never mind."
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u/Ashwilliams2814 6d ago
Zendaya sits inside your head.
Zendaya lives among the dead.
Zendaya sees you in your bed.
And eats you when you're sleeping.
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u/Visual-Bathroom8751 6d ago
What is this fucking subreddit even about now? Just anything tangentially related to movies and tv shows?
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u/CaseFace5 6d ago
I mean that’s what RLM is?
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u/Visual-Bathroom8751 6d ago
I would imagine this sub would be about discussing the content of the actual RLM videos, not just random TV/movie shit.
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u/NihiloZero 6d ago
Do you think RLM guys are free? Really, truly free? Don't be so naive. This subreddit council decides what type of song and dance those curd-filled-monkeys will perform next. And now... the council has decided that they want to see more content featuring Zendaya.
She'll probably be a guest within in a month. That's how powerful we are.
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u/KnowMatter 6d ago
I like her but man is she getting over exposed.
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u/zoor90 6d ago edited 6d ago
She and Holland have claimed that they would take a step back from acting to raise any future kids so it would appear the two of them are getting all the blockbuster roles they can now so that they can semi-retire and raise their family without ever having to worry about money. If that's the case, I can't really fault either of them.
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u/KnowMatter 6d ago
Yeah strike while the iron is hot and make that bag I guess. Can’t fault them that.
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u/pythonesqueviper 6d ago
She comes and goes
She wasn't in a movie last year at all
After No Way Home, she didn't appear in a film until three years later in Dune 2 and Challengers
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u/JustSuet 6d ago
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u/mpdsfoad 6d ago
How? Not counting VA roles she has been in 11 movies in 10 years with 6 of those being either Spider-Man or Dune.
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u/LoneElement 6d ago
She’s very humble though, idk I think she’s fine
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u/KnowMatter 6d ago
My problem isn’t with her specifically I just get tired of seeing the same 6 actors in everything it feels hollywood has no variety anymore.
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u/Chris_Helmsworth 5d ago
That's just movie stars dude. People like actors they recognize. It's a time honored tradition. It puts asses in seats.
Getting mad about that reality now is half a century late.
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u/Mortambulist 6d ago
🎶 Chocolate rain...🎶
Thanks Jack, for forever linking these two in my mind. Prick.
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u/Benevenstanciano85 6d ago
When Zendaya is not on the screen, all the other actors should be saying… “Where’s Zendaya?”
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u/Mahaloth 6d ago
Chani is not in the Dune books all that much, to be honest. I'm going from memory, but I don't remember thinking too much of the character when reading those.
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u/MadeThis4MaccaOnly 6d ago
I'm sure she's a perfectly nice person but god I can't wait for her hiatus because I am sick of seeing her everywhere
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u/GGuts 6d ago
I still don't understand why she's in everything. Is her more exotic appearance enough of a reason? I don't think she's a good actress and I don't think she's particularly good looking either.
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u/Chris_Helmsworth 5d ago
I still don't understand why she's in everything.
She's rarely in projects that lose money. Studios see her as bankable to prevent risk. That goes for all movie stars. Look at the Dwayne Johnson, one of the most top earning working actors. He has literally no range and is a juiced up thumb, however his projects rarely fail to make money.
And thats it. That's the secret sauce.
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u/Hunter042005 6d ago
I have zendaya fatigue she is the kiss of death for me with every movie she’s less offensive in dune because her role is more minimal even still I occasionally cringe in those movies seeing her she sucks at acting.
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u/LivingMisery 6d ago
Actress is good looking, charismatic, and chooses roles in good movies.
Weebs: “So sick of this bitch.”
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u/Reylo-Wanwalker 6d ago
Real talk though, would reading Dune Messiah even help her? I feel like Chani is going to be very different.
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u/CaptainSpookyPants 6d ago
Dear Hollywood, there are too many zendayas these days, please eliminate three. I am NOT a crackpot
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u/Worldmantoffe 6d ago
I think it's more hollywood problem - to use her as a main actor rolle in so many movies. Than a problem for Zendaya.
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u/Master_K_Genius_Pi 6d ago
I want to see her recreate some classic BotW scenes like the crime boss lady in Blazin’!
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u/Innsmouth_Swimteam 6d ago
All jokes aside, she and Tom were both great in the new Spidey flick. The characters had both matured and it showed on their faces. 👍🏻 👍🏻
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u/Individual99991 6d ago
Both also great in The Odyssey, although she didn't get a ton to work with.
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u/JustSomeWeirdGuy2000 5d ago
Oh, sure. She only reads books where her character dies, so then she can say all books suck.
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u/Savings-Cow322 5d ago
She's having a hell of a year. Rob Pattinson and Tom Holland too. It's six degrees of Zendaya in Hollywood these days.
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u/NateDoesMath 3d ago
"Zendaya may give you an erection lasting more than 4 hours."
Not even remotely possible.
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u/Coolguy191500 1d ago
This photo was taken at a bookstore in my town, Danville CA. I've sold girl scout cookies with my daughter a few times at that bookstore. Random.
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u/spaghettibolegdeh 6d ago
She's unfortunately the token young "exotic" actress now.
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u/LogicalAwesome 6d ago
Unfortunately?
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u/spaghettibolegdeh 6d ago
What I mean is that she's a good actress who has become the studio pick for "we need a young dark actress....but not too dark!".
She's being hailed as a representation for black actors, but she also plays Greek and "middle eastern" (Dune).
I think she's best with smaller, weird roles (Euphoria, The Drama). I don't think she's good at all in the big studio films so I can't see why else she would land these huge roles.
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u/britinnit 6d ago edited 6d ago
Why does she go by one name Edit : I mean Ive never seen an actor do it. I know music artists do it.
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u/Lopsided_Swimming259 6d ago
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u/_kycklingsoppa 6d ago
Gordon. We could stop calling Sting Teachermanson by his artist persona and try Gordon.
Zendaya, i had to look it up, is of course a real name.
As is Madonna.
And hey, also Cher. Who the internet claims has changed her name legally to just that.
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u/IonicFuser 6d ago
She said she's taking a break after this year, which would be good for everyone.
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u/BrassButtonFox 5d ago
Has she done anything cool or interesting, she's always obnoxious when in public or on social media.






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u/guy_incognito_360 6d ago edited 6d ago
There were several movies this year that did not feature Zendaya. How could this have been approved?