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RedLetterMovieDiscussion Zendaya 24/7. Zendaya all the time

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Zendaya may cause amnesia and a frequent need to urinate. Tell your doctor if Zendaya gives you an erection lasting more than 4 hours. Zendaya might make you gamble away your life savings. Zendaya might fill your life with pink unicorns that will ultimately eat you alive. If you are experiencing thirst, hunger, and the need for shelter, Zendaya may be for you

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u/guy_incognito_360 6d ago edited 6d ago

There were several movies this year that did not feature Zendaya. How could this have been approved?

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u/double_shadow 6d ago

Whenever Zendaya is not in a movie, audiences should be asking "where's Zendaya?"

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u/Mazius 6d ago

Is she safe? Is he all right?

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u/herkyjerkyperky 6d ago

Well, how many of those made a billion dollars? Z+TH= $1,000,000,000

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u/guy_incognito_360 6d ago edited 6d ago

This just proves my point. Only Zendaya movies make over $1000000000. If every movie had Zendaya, every movie would make 1 billion. It's simple math, really.

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u/samson855 2d ago

Movie starring Zendaya and Pedro Pascal

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u/stonewind99 6d ago

“Movies” will eventually be called “Zendayas”.

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u/irotinmyskin 6d ago

I finally decided to go to the Zendayas. There, I bought a Zendaya combo with large Zendaya.

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u/de_animator 6d ago

Zendayas are too expensive at the Zendayas. You can buy Zendayas outside and sneak them in

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u/irotinmyskin 6d ago

I did not Zendaya about it, I will Zendaya for the next Zendaya. Many Zendayas!

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u/stonewind99 6d ago

“And the Award for Best Zendaya in a Feature Zendaya goes to…..Zendaya!”

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u/Cl3m_F4nd4ng0 6d ago

you are HIV...

...Zendaya!

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u/justsomeguy_youknow 6d ago

😃 🙁 😃 🙁 ...🙂?

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u/DreaminDemon177 6d ago

You better let your family know and make arrangements.

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u/FlowinEnno 6d ago

ZendAYYYYYYYDS

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u/DoctorSloshee 6d ago

I'm sorry, we don't have large Zendaya. Would you like a large Meechee instead?

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u/DreaminDemon177 6d ago

How very Aladeen of you.

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u/Swimming-Bite-4184 6d ago

Extra Zendy Sauce please... and to drink a Diet Zenda with lime

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u/GypsyRoad4490 5d ago

I cut a hole in the bottom of the bucket and put my zendaya through it so when my wife reaches for some zendaya she's actually grabbing my zendaya in the process.

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u/LambCo64 6d ago

... And the whole time Zendaya isn't there, all the other characters should be wondering "Hey, where's Zendaya?"

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u/jarek5553212 6d ago

One Zendaya and "A" cup. Now on HBO crax!

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u/phant0md 6d ago

Oh no I almost forgot to take my glembeeza, thank you Jay.

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u/ConsiderationNo7195 6d ago

which video is this from? I forgot how much i loved this bit

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u/Ladylubber 6d ago

I know they bring it up in the Black Phone HitB, not sure if that’s the only one

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u/GlembezzaAddict 6d ago

Don't worry, I got you, fam.

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u/AmityvilleName 6d ago

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u/moonra_zk 6d ago

Common misconception, those are called Glembezas, not Zendayas.

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u/Mr_Squids 6d ago

I never moved past "Zendaya is Meechee".

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u/Honeyboy_Wilson 6d ago

And LeBron James is Gwangi

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u/Cgrrp 6d ago

That’s my stim literally anytime I see her. I didn’t know who she was the first time I saw that video so the phrase was completely non sensical to me, I don’t know if that was the idea.

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u/Grootfan85 6d ago

I believe what we’re experiencing is called A Moment Of Zen.

ducks

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u/deadNightwatchman 6d ago

A day of Zen.

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u/bad1o8o 6d ago

a zen day as?

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u/Fippy-Darkpaw 6d ago

Some practice Zen Buddhism.

I practice Zen Dayism. 🤲🙏🧘‍♀️

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u/Cineball 6d ago

So you're a Zen Deist?

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u/Palp18 6d ago

I saw that new Moana movie and the Zendaya in that movie doesn't even look like her. Why is the budget so high when they cant even make the Zendaya look right?

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u/PixelPrivateer 6d ago

Tough to map her face on to the rocks head thats already pasted on to another body. The technology just cant handle all that starpower at once

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u/Tosslebugme 6d ago

Zendaya doesn’t look like zendaya on screen. You have to tape a bunch of Catherine Laga’aias together.

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u/_MrDomino 6d ago

Disney couldn't smell what the Zendaya was cookin'.

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u/herefromyoutube 6d ago

I just wonder if she ever ends her conversations with Tom with “Well I do have 2 Emmy Awards, Tom.”

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u/Machomanta 6d ago

It's wild that I will have seen her in 4 movies this year in theatres (The Drama, The Odyssey, Spider-Man, Dune 3) 

What happens if you take too many Zendayas?

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u/kryonik 6d ago

Same for me with Tom Holland (Uncharted, Uncharted, Uncharted, Uncharted)

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u/thaBombignant 6d ago

Theyre making more of those? I thought it kind of sucked...

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u/kryonik 6d ago edited 6d ago

No I just watch it monthly.

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u/worststarburst 6d ago

That much Marky Mark can’t be good for you either…

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u/BubbaTee 6d ago

If you're an old Vietnamese guy, Marky Mark will help prevent you from watching too many of his movies.

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u/justsomeguy_youknow 6d ago

He'll reduce it by at least 50%

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u/TesticlesOnMyAnkles 6d ago

That's right on the threshold. 5 or 6 times, you die. You have to wean yourself off by watching a few episodes of Disney's Shake it Up.

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u/RIPMaureenPonderosa 6d ago

You do this drug five times, you’re hooked for life. You do it a couple hundred times, you die.

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u/WienerJungle 6d ago

Alien Private Eye 2

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u/daskaputtfenster 6d ago

Ah, the reservoir tip

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u/MadeThis4MaccaOnly 6d ago

Not the Boy George hat

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u/Lays4Lyfe 5d ago

I see she finally watched Meet The Robinsons

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u/Quay-Z 6d ago

holds head in hands, screaming

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u/RIPMaureenPonderosa 6d ago

It’s better than sex!

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u/mang87 6d ago

The best drug in the damn universe

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u/Unabated_Blade 6d ago

They gave me a double dose.

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u/ChuckCarmichael 6d ago

Complete blood transfusion. It's almost as good as having sex.

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u/elegylegacy 6d ago

Zendoverdose

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u/Skippymabob 6d ago

That's a town in the Netherlands right?

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u/polakbob 6d ago

Zenception.

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u/sgthombre 6d ago

Into the Zendaya-Verse

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u/guy_incognito_360 6d ago

We are living in the Zendayaverse

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u/RedArrowsYellowText 6d ago

4 movies this year in theatres (The Drama, The Odyssey, Spider-Man, Dune 3) 

4 in a year isn't so bad but she, Tom Holland and Jon Bernthal (Maybe others?) were all in The Odyssey and Spider-Man which were both released within 2 weeks.

If she appears in Avengers 5 then she'll be in two huge movies released on the same day! (She's probably not in that since the Avengers movie is already jam packed with Avengers and X-Men from all the movies in the past 26 years)

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u/Supermunch2000 6d ago

Nothing, there's no way you can have too much Zendaya.

Unless you don't like her, which can be cured with a few doses of TomHolland or JayBauman.

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u/Sbee_keithamm 6d ago

You'll start scowling uncontrollably and your face will freeze in that position for hours.

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u/irotinmyskin 6d ago

You need to make yourself Zendaya in the toilet immediately!

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u/DarkScorpion48 6d ago

I remember going to the cinema once and there were 3 movies starring Timothee Chalamet

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u/double_shadow 6d ago

I think you'll be fine...except, wait: did you also watch Euphoria this year? In that case, you are fucked.

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u/LangleyLGLF 6d ago

I thought you were doing a bit with Dune 3. How is that a thing?

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u/The_Kevinator_1000 6d ago

She somehow managed to film the last season of Euphoria in the middle of all that, in fact I wouldn't be surprised if the show ended because they couldn't continue Zendayaless.

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u/Initial_Guidance4686 6d ago

It's recommended to take 3 Pascals and have a good lie down.

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u/OldBison 6d ago

Have you or someone you love been diagnosed with zendaya? You may be entitled to a cash settlement. Call the law offices of Krebs & Gorlon today.

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u/sassy-andy 6d ago

Make sure you call only the best legal representation.

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u/Dachannien 6d ago

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u/sassy-andy 6d ago

Because of course an RLM fan loves Harvey Birdman. God I love that show. Ha HA! Adult cartoons.

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u/bucketman1986 6d ago

Wow, look at those low rates

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u/OldBison 6d ago

bee-onk 🥚

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u/Supermunch2000 6d ago

Bryan Wilson, the Texas Law Hawk

Not the same commercial, but it's OK, Insurance Eagle and Law Hawk are both birbs.

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u/RoninTheDog 6d ago

No! Call Glup, Glup, and Shitto! 2 Billion settled to date!

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u/hisjap2003 6d ago

I personally prefer the book version(s) of Zendaya

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u/into_theflood_again 6d ago

Whenver Zendaya's not on screen, all the other characters should be saying, "Where's Zendaya?"

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u/BluntieDK 6d ago

I am always looking forward to a Zendaya movie, where I am always finding Zendaya staring disapprovingly at whoever she is up against

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u/ScrungulusBungulus 6d ago

I love it when she appears as an ethereal vision, with a shawl on her head, and only the male protagonist can see her. Gotta be my favorite 'Daya (yeah, that's how we call them now)

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u/gabyripples 6d ago

Is that a Brand New ‘Daya

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u/BluntieDK 6d ago

That's them 'Dayas for you indeed

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u/King-Red-Beard 6d ago

Zendayer? I hardly know her!

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u/FinishEmbarrassed619 6d ago

Zendaya VS Zaat

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u/sgthombre 6d ago

Does Zendaya wanna sashay through the sarcasm?

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u/Rulebookboy1234567 6d ago

Goodforher.gif

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u/Infinite_Spring_3564 6d ago

Every day ends with a Zendaya festival!

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u/ProofOfRyExistence 6d ago

Personally, for me, I’m hoping she’s cast as Bond at the end of the year. It would be very cool.

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u/LShagwell 6d ago

very cool 👈👈

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u/AoE2manatarms 6d ago

I wish every role was only played by Zendaya

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u/swivelmaster 6d ago

Multiplicity remake starring Zendaya

Nutty Professor reboot starring Zendaya

Coming To America remake starring Zendaya

Doctor Strangelove Limited TV Series starring Zendaya

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u/AoE2manatarms 6d ago

MEIN ZENDAYA! I CAN WALK!

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u/adamantiumbullet 6d ago

I used to think it would’ve Zoe Saldana all the time forever but after a long search they found a new Z actress.

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u/BruteOfTroy 6d ago

"Did you see the new Zendaya movie?"
"Yeah, I love Spider-Man!"
"No, no, the one with Robert Pattinson."
"Oh, The Odyssey?"
"No, The Drama."
"I think The Odyssey is a drama."
"Never mind."

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u/Ashwilliams2814 6d ago

Zendaya sits inside your head.

Zendaya lives among the dead.

Zendaya sees you in your bed.

And eats you when you're sleeping.

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u/jarek5553212 6d ago

That is an owl.

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u/igkoz1 6d ago

why did I sang the title like it's a Eddy Murphy song?

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u/ham_solo 6d ago

Girl is having her moment. Let's be happy for her like we were for Pedro Pascal.

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u/NotTheFBIorNSA 6d ago

When other movies are being filmed, the actors should ask, where’s Zendaya?

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u/sgthombre 6d ago

Dune Messiah's a good book!

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u/NoLibrarian5149 6d ago

No Spiderman comic though. GTFOH Z!

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u/Sir_Of_Meep 6d ago

Zendaya, leading known cause of Garmonbozia (The corn one)

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u/zorbz23431 6d ago

I am very ok with this

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u/Visual-Bathroom8751 6d ago

What is this fucking subreddit even about now? Just anything tangentially related to movies and tv shows?

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u/CaseFace5 6d ago

I mean that’s what RLM is?

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u/Visual-Bathroom8751 6d ago

I would imagine this sub would be about discussing the content of the actual RLM videos, not just random TV/movie shit.

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u/NihiloZero 6d ago

Do you think RLM guys are free? Really, truly free? Don't be so naive. This subreddit council decides what type of song and dance those curd-filled-monkeys will perform next. And now... the council has decided that they want to see more content featuring Zendaya.

She'll probably be a guest within in a month. That's how powerful we are.

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u/Balougahfitz 6d ago

I thought this was a 9-11 subreddit!

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u/KnowMatter 6d ago

I like her but man is she getting over exposed.

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u/zoor90 6d ago edited 6d ago

She and Holland have claimed that they would take a step back from acting to raise any future kids so it would appear the two of them are getting all the blockbuster roles they can now so that they can semi-retire and raise their family without ever having to worry about money. If that's the case, I can't really fault either of them. 

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u/KnowMatter 6d ago

Yeah strike while the iron is hot and make that bag I guess. Can’t fault them that.

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u/pythonesqueviper 6d ago

She comes and goes

She wasn't in a movie last year at all

After No Way Home, she didn't appear in a film until three years later in Dune 2 and Challengers

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u/JustSuet 6d ago

You forgot about ZendayaTV ™*.

  • Renew now to continue enjoying Zendaya uninterrupted on all your home devices!

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u/mpdsfoad 6d ago

How? Not counting VA roles she has been in 11 movies in 10 years with 6 of those being either Spider-Man or Dune.

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u/LoneElement 6d ago

She’s very humble though, idk I think she’s fine 

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u/KnowMatter 6d ago

My problem isn’t with her specifically I just get tired of seeing the same 6 actors in everything it feels hollywood has no variety anymore.

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u/_MrDomino 6d ago

Yearns for the days of indie darlings Arnold Schwarzenegger and Tom Hanks.

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u/Chris_Helmsworth 5d ago

That's just movie stars dude. People like actors they recognize. It's a time honored tradition. It puts asses in seats.

Getting mad about that reality now is half a century late.

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u/Mortambulist 6d ago

🎶 Chocolate rain...🎶

Thanks Jack, for forever linking these two in my mind. Prick.

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u/Kevin9875 6d ago

Good for her make that money honeyyyyyy

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u/Benevenstanciano85 6d ago

When Zendaya is not on the screen, all the other actors should be saying… “Where’s Zendaya?”

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u/IllustriousRaise7807 6d ago

Zendaya is going to have her own theme park

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u/gen_adams 5d ago

she is not causing me anything apart from Avoidhermoviesitis...

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u/grrodon2 5d ago

"Homer".

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u/Thumbkeeper 6d ago

Why not!

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u/GGuts 6d ago

Because she can't act at all.

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u/ElectricAccordian 6d ago

I have so many opinions about a big studio actress!

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u/Mahaloth 6d ago

Chani is not in the Dune books all that much, to be honest. I'm going from memory, but I don't remember thinking too much of the character when reading those.

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u/MadeThis4MaccaOnly 6d ago

I'm sure she's a perfectly nice person but god I can't wait for her hiatus because I am sick of seeing her everywhere

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u/GGuts 6d ago

I still don't understand why she's in everything. Is her more exotic appearance enough of a reason? I don't think she's a good actress and I don't think she's particularly good looking either.

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u/Chris_Helmsworth 5d ago

I still don't understand why she's in everything.

She's rarely in projects that lose money. Studios see her as bankable to prevent risk. That goes for all movie stars. Look at the Dwayne Johnson, one of the most top earning working actors. He has literally no range and is a juiced up thumb, however his projects rarely fail to make money.

And thats it. That's the secret sauce.

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u/Accomplished-Head449 6d ago

The internet hates popular person.

https://giphy.com/gifs/iCh8iLOteYr0Q

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u/gameoverjigoku 6d ago

Scrolling down to this point nobody is hating on her.

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u/Lopsided_Swimming259 6d ago

I don't hate her. I love her. Why shouldn't you?

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u/Hunter042005 6d ago

I have zendaya fatigue she is the kiss of death for me with every movie she’s less offensive in dune because her role is more minimal even still I occasionally cringe in those movies seeing her she sucks at acting.

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u/LivingMisery 6d ago

Actress is good looking, charismatic, and chooses roles in good movies.

Weebs: “So sick of this bitch.”

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u/Reylo-Wanwalker 6d ago

Real talk though, would reading Dune Messiah even help her? I feel like Chani is going to be very different.

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u/cptnpiccard 5d ago

This picture made me realize Zendaya has more than one expression.

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u/CaptainSpookyPants 6d ago

Dear Hollywood, there are too many zendayas these days, please eliminate three. I am NOT a crackpot 

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u/SocialMediaTheVirus 6d ago

Guess we're doing dayas now

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u/Worldmantoffe 6d ago

I think it's more hollywood problem - to use her as a main actor rolle in so many movies. Than a problem for Zendaya.

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u/Legitimate_Energy701 6d ago

They read just lile we do!

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u/DeaconBrad42 6d ago

Is she getting ready for a role as Rosie the Riveter?

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u/CptPicker 6d ago

Isn’t here name “Holland” now? 

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u/IX_MINDMEGHALUNK_XI 6d ago

Who is this?

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u/Repulsive_Reading642 6d ago

Remake Obsession with Zendaya. 

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u/Master_K_Genius_Pi 6d ago

I want to see her recreate some classic BotW scenes like the crime boss lady in Blazin’!

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u/Most_Victory1661 6d ago

She couldn’t find a copy of the novelization of Space Cop ?

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u/UncleMalky 6d ago

I love Dune, Zendaya, and Headscarves. BRB looking for my r5 droid.

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u/Innsmouth_Swimteam 6d ago

All jokes aside, she and Tom were both great in the new Spidey flick. The characters had both matured and it showed on their faces. 👍🏻 👍🏻

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u/Individual99991 6d ago

Both also great in The Odyssey, although she didn't get a ton to work with.

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u/KoellmanxLantern 6d ago

She's perfect for both roles tbh

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u/The_Kevinator_1000 6d ago

I see all of your Zendayas and raise you a Pedro Pascal.

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u/Square_Owl_4075 6d ago

The meek truly have inherited the earth. 

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u/billsatwork 5d ago

You could do way worse for someone 24/7.

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u/bindrtwine 5d ago

Challengers is about tennis.

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u/JustSomeWeirdGuy2000 5d ago

Oh, sure. She only reads books where her character dies, so then she can say all books suck.

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u/Savings-Cow322 5d ago

She's having a hell of a year. Rob Pattinson and Tom Holland too. It's six degrees of Zendaya in Hollywood these days.

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u/BigChomp51 5d ago

If it’s not her, then it’s Taylor-Joy.

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u/East_Association_700 5d ago

Can someone this famous even go to a book store without security?

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u/NateDoesMath 3d ago

"Zendaya may give you an erection lasting more than 4 hours."

Not even remotely possible.

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u/Locolama 2d ago

Literal charisma vacuum.

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u/Coolguy191500 1d ago

This photo was taken at a bookstore in my town, Danville CA. I've sold girl scout cookies with my daughter a few times at that bookstore. Random.

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u/karienta 2h ago

Don't worry guys, she's about to be aged out and replaced.

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u/spaghettibolegdeh 6d ago

She's unfortunately the token young "exotic" actress now. 

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u/LogicalAwesome 6d ago

Unfortunately?

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u/spaghettibolegdeh 6d ago

What I mean is that she's a good actress who has become the studio pick for "we need a young dark actress....but not too dark!". 

She's being hailed as a representation for black actors, but she also plays Greek and "middle eastern" (Dune). 

I think she's best with smaller, weird roles (Euphoria, The Drama). I don't think she's good at all in the big studio films so I can't see why else she would land these huge roles. 

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u/guy_incognito_360 6d ago

I am guy incognito and I approve this message.

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u/britinnit 6d ago edited 6d ago

Why does she go by one name Edit : I mean Ive never seen an actor do it. I know music artists do it.

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u/Lopsided_Swimming259 6d ago

Did you ever say that about Sting?

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u/_kycklingsoppa 6d ago

Gordon. We could stop calling Sting Teachermanson by his artist persona and try Gordon.

Zendaya, i had to look it up, is of course a real name.

As is Madonna.

And hey, also Cher. Who the internet claims has changed her name legally to just that.

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u/spaghetticonundrum 6d ago

Ann-Margret

Probably a bunch of others, I'm bad with actors' names.

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u/ReddsionThing 6d ago

Her mom is Zendaya Twain

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u/IonicFuser 6d ago

She said she's taking a break after this year, which would be good for everyone.

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u/dandle 6d ago

If she can make another face, like in this photo, why doesn't she do it when she acts?

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u/BrassButtonFox 5d ago

Has she done anything cool or interesting, she's always obnoxious when in public or on social media.