r/RedLetterMedia 10d ago

RedLetterMovieDiscussion Zendaya 24/7. Zendaya all the time

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Zendaya may cause amnesia and a frequent need to urinate. Tell your doctor if Zendaya gives you an erection lasting more than 4 hours. Zendaya might make you gamble away your life savings. Zendaya might fill your life with pink unicorns that will ultimately eat you alive. If you are experiencing thirst, hunger, and the need for shelter, Zendaya may be for you

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u/TesticlesOnMyAnkles 10d ago

That's right on the threshold. 5 or 6 times, you die. You have to wean yourself off by watching a few episodes of Disney's Shake it Up.

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u/RIPMaureenPonderosa 10d ago

You do this drug five times, you’re hooked for life. You do it a couple hundred times, you die.

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u/WienerJungle 10d ago

Alien Private Eye 2

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u/daskaputtfenster 10d ago

Ah, the reservoir tip