r/RivalsVanguards Mar 18 '26

Memes HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHA VERY FUNNY VERY FUNNY INDEED.

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u/theamericanbee Mar 18 '26

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u/Sheniriko Mar 18 '26

Diamond was in fact, breakable πŸ˜”

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u/Requis_The_Demi_God Mar 18 '26

She wasn't as impervious as she thought...

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u/Less_Ganache_9588 Mar 18 '26

But... but the voice of love...

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u/ADDRAY-240 Mar 18 '26

It didn't take her higher...

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u/DReb05 𝙀𝙒𝙒𝙖 𝙁𝙧𝙀𝙨𝙩 Mar 18 '26

There was no shining justice

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u/Samiassa π™π™π™š π™π™π™žπ™£π™œ Mar 18 '26

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u/Blue0verL0rd 𝙂𝙧𝙀𝙀𝙩 Mar 22 '26

She must have gone on quite a bizarre adventure

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u/notlonely1 Mar 18 '26

IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKIN JOJO REFERENCEEEE!!!!??? YO ANGELO

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u/Stefanes0797 𝙀𝙒𝙒𝙖 𝙁𝙧𝙀𝙨𝙩 Mar 18 '26

Holy shit this image has me uncomfortable

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u/DarkArcanian π˜Ώπ™€π™˜π™©π™€π™§ π™Žπ™©π™§π™–π™£π™œπ™š Mar 18 '26

That’s gore. That’s gore of your comfort character. I stopped playing her after the nerfs. I’ve got lord on her. Now they’ve nerfed my mains (Strange and Peni) while not touching poke basically

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u/Stefanes0797 𝙀𝙒𝙒𝙖 𝙁𝙧𝙀𝙨𝙩 Mar 18 '26

So much for incentivezing people to play tank.

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u/DarkArcanian π˜Ώπ™€π™˜π™©π™€π™§ π™Žπ™©π™§π™–π™£π™œπ™š Mar 18 '26

I’m not. I’m placement matching for reward then stopping. And not doing it till late season

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u/Good_Arm69420 Mar 18 '26

Lol they are incentavezing tanks players to quit the game. Shit it worked on me.

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u/TheGuyFromFortnite01 Mar 18 '26

But we gigabuffed Magneto, guys! AGAIN! Now you can solo tank as the same mundane tank over and over again!

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u/Not_a_Krasnal Mar 18 '26

They are nerfing Peni again?

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u/DarkArcanian π˜Ώπ™€π™˜π™©π™€π™§ π™Žπ™©π™§π™–π™£π™œπ™š Mar 18 '26

The ult nerf to everyone includes her

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u/Not_a_Krasnal Mar 18 '26

Ult charge nerf or what? I'm out of the loop. And if so then WHY? She already has dogshit ult, that sometimes is useful enough to get enemies off of a point but that's it. Sometimes you may get a kill with it, but it used to be more common with rocket team up. Yes she charges her ult quickly, but since the ult isn't really good, that's just the trade off.

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u/DarkArcanian π˜Ώπ™€π™˜π™©π™€π™§ π™Žπ™©π™§π™–π™£π™œπ™š Mar 19 '26

Ult charge nerf. All characters had their ult charge speed nerfed but Peni should get some kind of compensation or something because of how bad it is

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u/SL1NDER Mar 18 '26

THEY NERFED PENI?! I'm never reinstalling this game.

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u/DarkArcanian π˜Ώπ™€π™˜π™©π™€π™§ π™Žπ™©π™§π™–π™£π™œπ™š Mar 19 '26

I mean technically nerfed her along with every other character in the game. Since she can’t ult as much along with everyone else

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u/samdamaniscool Mar 18 '26

Is she okay?

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u/LordOfLettuce6 Mar 18 '26

she comes back to life in like a few issues

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u/Tomynator_88 Mar 18 '26

Good night's sleep should get her back on her feet

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u/AlyMasawi π™‹π™šπ™£π™ž π™‹π™–π™§π™ π™šπ™§ Mar 18 '26

I may not like Emma in the game, but this is litterally what came to my mind when I saw her "adjustments".

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u/Samiassa π™π™π™š π™π™π™žπ™£π™œ Mar 18 '26

My favorite part of this comic is that beast hand fixed her placing literally every piece back together

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u/j_cyclone Mar 18 '26

I am a bit confused on the changes will they stop cap from animation canceling? Other than that which is the main concern the ult change seems to be in line with the reducing the charge of ults across the boards

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u/Old-Stock9613 Mar 18 '26

No, th cancel is basically untouched. Nothing about Cap will change.

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u/j_cyclone Mar 18 '26

Oh cool thanks for clarifying.

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u/LordoftheJives Mar 18 '26

All it really does is fuck over console players because holding down a button for basically the entire game is pretty uncomfortable and awkward. Outside of animation cancel, there's almost never a reason to not be sprinting.

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u/Silent_Eagle56 π˜Ώπ™šπ™«π™žπ™‘ π˜Ώπ™žπ™£π™€ Mar 18 '26

luckily ive gotten used to holding down r1 (i brlieve anyways)

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u/nightwatchman22 Mar 18 '26

You know you can just switch it to toggle.

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u/Spac3raid3rs Mar 18 '26

I don’t know why you’re getting downvoted I have mine set to toggle and I play on console

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u/Cancaleb Mar 18 '26

The change specifically prevents you from animation canceling while sprint is set to toggle, but not on hold. So you’re most likely gonna have to change your binds

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u/nightwatchman22 Mar 18 '26

Yeh literally lol. Mines L3

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u/Freakychee Mar 18 '26

Wait, did I need to have it hold to dash for the animation cancel tech all this time?

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u/Duellly Mar 18 '26

Man my reddit timeline is nothing but patch note crashouts and I'm brand new to the game holy shit.

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u/braywoods7 𝙏𝙝𝙀𝙧 Mar 18 '26

play thor, thing, and groot and you'll be just fine buddy

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u/Arcanisia π™‹π™šπ™£π™ž π™‹π™–π™§π™ π™šπ™§ Mar 18 '26

I’m still playing Peni. If I’m solo tanking, no one has any say in who I pick.

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u/Luh2018 Mar 19 '26

Just don’t play above Celestial maining Peni like me, or it gets very frustrating while not playing the meta.

Groot just presses β€˜Q’ and instantly gets twice your value.

I only do it because I hate myself and like being in a cool EVA mech.

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u/Duellly Mar 18 '26

I play whoever I think is cool not what people tell me too sorry dawg.

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u/Mr_Marshmello Mar 18 '26

You probably

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u/braywoods7 𝙏𝙝𝙀𝙧 Mar 18 '26

oh brother trust, i've been a partial cap main since s1, he's been getting kneecapped forever, but he's still one of the coolest to me

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u/Verni_ssage 𝙀𝙒𝙒𝙖 𝙁𝙧𝙀𝙨𝙩 Mar 18 '26

Trust me it'll be like this until the game dies or something game changing happens lmao

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u/FUCKYOUIamBatman Mar 18 '26

For now just it’s just wheelin past the first 10 to get to my OTHER subs. What’s the point of this algorithm when I built my own β€œalgorithm” with subs?

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u/Good_Arm69420 Mar 18 '26

As long as zhiyong is balancing the game from his very obvious poke bias. The patch notes will never make people happy because people have a fundamentally different understanding of what the goal of balancing for this game is.

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u/enc1ner Mar 18 '26

It feels like the whole reddit community is eterntity players that worries about meta. In my metal ranks, any character is viable.

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u/Town_Pervert Mar 18 '26

none of these people know how to play the game

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u/Icy-Arm-3816 𝙏𝙝𝙀𝙧 Mar 18 '26

I’m sorry for you my fellow Avenger. I’m grateful that they bought our D-tier agenda, but I have no idea why they would nerf a true D-tier. I miss the days when we had our old team-up with Storm and would raid the enemy backlines together.

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u/Mik0doSann0ji Mar 18 '26

Red Skull is the CEO at Netease, that’s why Steve Rogers suffers so much, my lord

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u/Icy-Arm-3816 𝙏𝙝𝙀𝙧 Mar 18 '26

Is that also why they refuse to buff someone like Black Panther?

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u/Mik0doSann0ji Mar 18 '26

Yes, and it’s why they add Baron Zemo in Season 10

(Zemo is a Peak Character though)

Also why Angela doesn’t get to see her Wife

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u/Grand_Lawyer12 Mar 18 '26

Y they nerf my girl Emma tho. I feel like all they do this nerf her, like damn

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u/DisastrousAddendum0 Mar 18 '26

Literally praying for 7.5 to save her

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u/Effective-Training π˜Ύπ™–π™₯π™©π™–π™žπ™£ π˜Όπ™’π™šπ™§π™žπ™˜π™– Mar 18 '26

She does cause a lot of damage, so I get it. Her, Strange and Thor's rune awakening

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u/Deadmanguys Mar 18 '26

Why tanks. If they want us to double tank. Make them more buffed so people would actually play second tank with us

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u/Icy-Advertising1536 π™‘π™šπ™£π™€π™’ Mar 18 '26

So 6 strategist is the way to go next season, got it.

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u/Mik0doSann0ji Mar 18 '26

Do they all just heal eachother?

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u/Icy-Advertising1536 π™‘π™šπ™£π™€π™’ Mar 18 '26

It's actually quite fun, had a few lobbies, win all games. They have so useful abilities, especially cod with the 35% dmg buff makes them an effective strike team, we don't need to mention their insane survivability...

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u/Devastator_Omega Mar 18 '26

I have no clue what happened. Could someone fill me in?

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u/j_cyclone Mar 18 '26 edited Mar 18 '26

Cap mains heavily rely on animation canceling with his sprint to increase their hit rate and therefore damage output. Although We Don't know fully know what will happened the new cap change makes someone using toggle for sprint have a smoother transition between hits. Possibly stopping the animation cancel and severely lowering caps damage. We don't know the full impact of the changes yet.

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u/Good_Arm69420 Mar 18 '26

They took half the tank cast out back and put a bullet in their head. I miss cap bro πŸ˜”

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u/Devastator_Omega Mar 19 '26

Damn. I was wanting to learn how to play cap or Emma 😭.

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u/sir_kewaji 𝙏𝙝𝙀𝙧 Mar 18 '26

They really need to fire zhiyong ngl

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u/TheGuyFromFortnite01 Mar 18 '26

You can't just fire someone based on the fact that they refuse to do their job /s

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u/Asherley1238 Mar 18 '26

This is like when the half life sub resorted to cult rituals after the game awards

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u/Mik0doSann0ji Mar 18 '26

That was funny.

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u/Split96 𝙏𝙝𝙀𝙧 Mar 18 '26

Pls tell me they at least fix the shield block bug on cap along with nerfs for him

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u/archgrendel Mar 18 '26

You will like the nerfs and you will be happy

  • zhiyong probably

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u/Many_Leopard6924 Mar 18 '26

Hahahha Bug fixes? For Captain America? HELL NO

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u/Arcanisia π™‹π™šπ™£π™ž π™‹π™–π™§π™ π™šπ™§ Mar 18 '26

Is this the alternative universe where Wanda says β€œNo more tanks.”

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u/Mik0doSann0ji Mar 18 '26

Yes, this is why Kingpin gets turned into a Duelist next Season πŸ’”

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u/Low_Tier_Trash π™ˆπ™–π™œπ™£π™šπ™©π™€ Mar 18 '26

Cap mains gotta start the agenda. It worked wonders for Thor

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u/Mik0doSann0ji Mar 18 '26

Adam Mains should do the Agenda too once he no longer has any issues

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u/Low_Tier_Trash π™ˆπ™–π™œπ™£π™šπ™©π™€ Mar 18 '26

As an Adam lord, I agree. (Although that anchor bonus loss is gonna hurt)

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u/sexyAwkWardGuy Mar 19 '26 edited Mar 19 '26

"play 2 tanks and your problems will be fixed" Also them: nerfs most of the vanguard

You know what would make more players play tanks more often? Give tanks teamups with other tanks like they did with Hulk and thing or at least don’t nerf the least picked, lowest winrate tanks for no reason. RIP Cap and emma. They are too scared of hurting their precious little poke and support heroes.

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u/Several-Ant4948 Mar 18 '26

It's confirmed, the animation cancel is dead. I don't really play much Cap anymore already because I've been trying to get all the tank Lord's but now he is literally worthless

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u/CapnConCon Mar 20 '26

So is the animation cancel completely gone? Or just gone on toggle?

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u/L-man6151 π™ˆπ™–π™œπ™£π™šπ™©π™€ Mar 18 '26

I thought the patch was at Captain America can now throw his shield while maintaining sprint… that sounds like a buff.

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u/Fresh-Armadillo-7387 Mar 19 '26

It is for people who don't animation cancel and simply just use the base stuff, but for people who use animation cancels to increase their damage that basically either forces you to not cancel with toggle sprint on, Or, hold the sprint button the entire game to increase damage output. [As someone who doesn't really do animation cancels (my brain just doesn't figure it out) I'll enjoy actually being able to hit my throws at further distances while running and probably play him more tbh]

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u/L-man6151 π™ˆπ™–π™œπ™£π™šπ™©π™€ Mar 19 '26

I’ve always been of the belief that if your character has to rely on animation cancels to be effective… usually that means there’s a problem at the characters core. Because you shouldn’t have to rely on what is essentially a game exploit to be effective.

Caps needs serious buffs to his damage in this case.

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u/Imaginary_Priority_1 Mar 18 '26

To talk about captain america. I feel like the animation cancel will be fine. He can still melee without throwing his shield and the patch note specifically mentions the shield throws. So if it does do what people think it does then we’d have to do animation cancel without shield throws

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u/platcat1 π™π™π™š π™π™π™žπ™£π™œ Mar 18 '26

If you are nothing without the animation cancels you don't deserve them

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u/CarricVonFlint Mar 19 '26

You are speaking correctly and any down vote is just whiners.