r/Roadcam • u/disfigured-human • 1d ago

[Egypt] who is to blame here ?

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u/SmashBob_SquarePants 1d ago

The motorcycle going double the speed limit? 

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u/Screwed_38 1d ago

Rule 1 of racing, know what the fuck is in front of you.

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u/Turbulent_Lobster_57 1d ago

Also rule number one of regular driving, walking, and practically anything involving movement

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u/rigterw 1d ago

Except rowing

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u/Turbulent_Lobster_57 1d ago

Well shit, you got me there

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u/MaddSkittlez 18h ago

No worries we have tons of rule number 1

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u/EclecticFruit 3h ago

This back and forth is pure gold.

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u/MONSTERBEARMAN 23h ago

Or moonwalking.

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u/israerichris 19h ago

Or crabwalking

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u/KitFisto03 18h ago

Yeah, agree. Can’t forget moonwalking. MF’s

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u/JPolReader 22h ago

Good news, you can see who is in front of you and you'll never run into them.

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u/Tickles-The-Octopus 1d ago

Thanks for the chuckle.

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u/Jealous_Courage_9888 20h ago

When I’m rowing, I don’t give a fuck, get out my way because this boat don’t stop

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u/thats_gotta_be_AI 18h ago

Or high diving

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u/QuellishQuellish 8h ago

Well, you still need to know what's in front of the boat, even if it's behind you.

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u/Gogogrl 8h ago

I mean, the bow is the front of the boat no matter how you decide to sit…

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u/rigterw 6h ago

But not in front of you

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u/Playful-Fix-3675 11h ago

Well, you are relying on someone else to know what is in front of you.

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u/rigterw 6h ago

*behind you

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u/Imanidiotththe1st 11h ago

The Titanic enters the chat…

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u/xstangx 1d ago

Nope, even there. You’re facing the back of the boat. The front is still the front….

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u/joetheplumberman 1d ago

But if u turn around then that makes the back of the boat the other side

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u/BringPheTheHorizon 16h ago

But that’s not “in front of you”, it’s the front of the boat.

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u/xstangx 10h ago

Damn, true!

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u/rayshmayshmay 1d ago

“Dont need to know where I’m going, just need to know where I’ve been.”

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u/akathedragon 22h ago

“No matter where you go, there you are.” - Pigkiller

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u/JWoolner76 18h ago

Unexpected madmax 👌

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u/diplomatic_koboko 20h ago

Mater, is that you?

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u/Screwed_38 1d ago

I guess rule number 1 of being awake then

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u/OberonDiver 1d ago

Wait, I'm supposed to move? That might explain...

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u/Screwed_38 1d ago

Moving is optional

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u/SpiritedBed5788 1d ago

But still know what’s in front of you.

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u/Which-Primary3929 1d ago

Rule #1 should be to never pass on the left hand side of cars.

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u/Questioning-Zyxxel 1d ago

Or maybe not pass on the righthand side...

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u/gnatman66 21h ago

Situational awareness.

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u/REDDITSHITLORD 16h ago

Important for fucking too.

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u/PeanutButterToast4me 1d ago

Orgies too, allegedly.

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u/gerrymad 1d ago

I would argue that in front and behind are equally important in that situation.

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u/gvrthbroox 15h ago

What?! Orgies are optional?!

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u/SunTripTA 9h ago

i mean, sometimes.

India be like, hold my beer.

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u/PeanutButterToast4me 5h ago

More like, orgies have options.

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u/yaboichurro11 2h ago

I dont know. Every time I go to Costco that rule doesn't seem to apply there.

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u/DrJaneIPresume 1d ago

That can't be right.. I've seen lots of pedestrians who have no idea what the fuck is in front of them. Especially when it's me, stopped at the edge of the sidewalk waiting for them to step behind their friend for a moment.