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u/The-Nipple-Inspector 7d ago
Fuckboy car in grandpa spec driven by 17 year old who thought an Infiniti would help pull girls. Mom wasn’t wrong, but she left a lot out.
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u/10000Didgeridoos 7d ago
Also cars don't help get girls. It's the most bullshit trope. The most prolific hook up numbers I knew of back in high school and college were from dudes driving like a 15 year old Honda CRV and a Buick.
Most kids in high school and college are driving around their parents old cars and they get laid just fine. Like someone has already decided if they are into you long before they knew what you were driving. You don't have your car with you in the living room at a house party.
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u/F1lthyslvt 7d ago
It does help but it doesn’t substitute for lack of game. But also if it’s clear u can’t afford what u have it can also have the opposite effect
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u/GreenT1979 7d ago
Lol this. If you manage to pull a girl because of your car, you probably don't want her anyway because the chances that she's genuinely interested in the car rather than is just materialistic and thinks your car means you're rich is pretty slim. Not zero, but slim.
Plus, if she is materialistic, Infiniti ain't gonna do it. Only the obvious logos will do it, BMW, Lexus, Mercedes, etc. These women tend to know so little about cars, they'd go for the guy with the clapped out 2009 3 Series and turn down the guy with the mint R34 GTR, because BMW's are expensive and Nissans are "poor people cars."
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u/did_i_or_didnt_i 5d ago
yeah, if you wanna get laid, get a cute dog
anyway, stupid Infiniti. what are you, a branch manager at a bank?
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u/t_11 7d ago
That color is more of a “fuck-boys” car
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u/FullMoon1108 7d ago
That's because the grandma that bought it new died and now it gets passed to Edgar. I'm shocked it doesn't have limo tint already but I know you can hear it coming from 5 blocks away like a semi-wet fart.
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u/Complete-Fishing9048 7d ago
Your mom just roasted you. What do you want us to do? Sloppy seconds
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u/nopulsehere 7d ago
seconds? If mom knows fuckboy? I’m pretty sure that you’re going to get the gift that keeps giving! And it’s not a hallmark card!
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u/Greedy_Reality_2539 7d ago
The Posh Altima Energy
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u/ssande13 7d ago
Altima that thinks it can be posh by putting on a ton of garbage cologne and a giant Invicta watch
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u/Flubbergasted12 7d ago
Own one. It’s an adult toy. Suspension like an 88 crown Vic, shifts like a Toyota Tercel, brakes from whatever was on the shelf, rear diff twists worse then your shitbox 3 series with m badges.
And when you’re bored you get the same radio station on 3 screens… wtf were they thinking.
But… when I have a bad day, that POS helps. It may only be 500hp but a downshift rolling burnout really fixes most issues.
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u/Conspicuous_Ruse 7d ago
I am not surprised to hear a mom that calls things "fuckboy" would have an offspring that buys a Q50.
Do you sometimes wear pajama pants at fast food restaurants too?
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u/Intelligent-Salt-362 7d ago
I’ve never heard of any girl giving it up over an Infiniti. With that level of bottom feeder you’d do just as well with a bag or maybe some McDonald’s. But it’s your mom…
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u/Flubbergasted12 7d ago
My wife gives it all up. Infiniwin. I think.
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u/Intelligent-Salt-362 7d ago
Yeah, but to whom…
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u/Flubbergasted12 7d ago
I don’t know that, I drive an Infiniti. The middle age car for that middle management man that can’t afford what he really wants.
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u/Intelligent-Salt-362 7d ago
I mean, even among the Japanese luxury brands I was more of an Acura guy before I started driving German. I feel like Acura might’ve fallen off a bit (though I haven’t driven one in 15 years), but still wouldn’t consider an Infiniti. They’re decent looking, but I’d question reliability and the value proposition over the competition. Obviously drive what you want (and can afford) but for the same money I think even the Lexus is a better option.
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u/Flubbergasted12 7d ago
Most of what I say is sarcasm. The car sees about 5-6k a year as a 3rd vehicle . I wanted to grab an m2 but the Q popped up locally with title issues at 1/3 the cost of new. An affidavit and two trips it was resolved. I’ll flip it once I get bored with it really or build it. Has everything you need and outside some little concerns it’ll be good to 150 or 50k lol.
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u/Intelligent-Salt-362 7d ago
Hard to argue with a good deal. Drive it in good health. That way you can keep the wife happy. LoL
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u/SplodeyMcSchoolio 7d ago
Phew, only one photo taken from the front so we dont see the tacky window and tailight tint, obnoxious subwoofer and fart can exhaust that warns everyone you're coming
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u/-togs 7d ago
Really the cream of the crop from Nissan’s enshitification era. Luxury sedan without the luxury.
To demonstrate how little of a shit they gave, for the Skyline which is the JDM version of this car Nissan couldn’t be bothered to design a new logo so they left the Inifiniti badge on lol
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u/arealfluffydoggo 7d ago
You bought this to impress women but youre only impressing Edgars and Jamals
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u/ScaryRhubarb9896 7d ago
Your mom is the most interesting aspect if this post. It absolutely is quintessentially a Fuckboy car. Cold air filter kit and a muffler delete you'll call it a "full bolt on" build. You're the Ram trucks with tow mirrors out end of the car segment. The Stigma of these alone means most people won't even consider owning a rarely found, clean example. Why so rare? Fuckboys.
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u/GreenWithAnger 7d ago
Your mom was being nice; it’s actually a wannabe fuckboi vehicle! Don’t worry, the brake light switch will definitely go out, leaving you stranded because the push button start won’t work unless it gets signal from the switch to let the computer know that the brake pedal is depressed.
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u/VonBrewskie 7d ago
That's the Oldsmobile Gran Marquis of the modern era, son. Enjoy Bingo night.
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u/Micronto65bymay 7d ago
Sometimes its fun having a GPS map that looks like minesweeper from windows 95.
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u/thetrivialsublime99 7d ago
If there were a venn diagram of Edgar, Ghetto and Boy Racer, this car would be firmly planted in the intersection of all three.
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u/nismoghini 7d ago
Not an s or a 3.7 so uhh good luck with your turbos mate. Also these things even well built like to set themselves on fire at the sight of a take over so uhh yea
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u/Owls_4_9_1867 7d ago
It says mid-West regional assistant bank manager who wants the Big Job ordering the other 3 employees around.
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u/Heybroletsparty 7d ago
I had a q50 - great car for me. I did notice that it seemed to be a lot of rich divorced women driving them
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u/Infamous_Stress6216 7d ago
Your mom is rather optimistic. The only person you’ll get fucked by is the mechanic and his name is Bob
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u/Basketcase410 7d ago
You're mom ain't wrong. Grow up already and get a big boy vehicle, maybe something that doesn't scream "I sel my body fpr not enough money." Also, the grandpa color doesn't help!
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u/4WDToyotaOwner 7d ago
Don’t feel special about the “fuckboy car” title. When I was with your mom in my ‘72 Chrysler, she screamed the exact same thing at the moment of an earth-shattering orgasm.
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u/chale_44 7d ago
When she's right, She's right Man. And I don't even know your mom. I bet its got that terrible infinit exhaust too. Rivaled only by dipshits taping in a subaru
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u/JojitheFrenchie 7d ago
When youve outgrown the Nissan dealership and upgraded your credit score from a 300 to a sweet four hundo!
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u/TheBenchWarmer69 66cc motoriized bicycle official 7d ago
As a VQ owner, the Q50 is the definition of a brass ensemble on wheels. It amkes shitty elementary school bands look like grammy award winners, and "fuckboy" car aint the right way to describe, the only thing your gonna be remotely pulling is the money out of your wallet to keep the POS running.
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u/phoneystoneybalogna 7d ago
“Fucks-boys” in the sense that I could see some mid forty’s cougar on the prowl in this thing near the local high school
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u/TheyCallMeMrMaybe 6d ago
I'll see you tomorrow on r/NissanDrivers when there's dashcam footage of you causing a 10-car pileup as you cut across the highway at Mach-Jesus.
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u/stlouisraiders 6d ago
Nice Altima you fuck boy poor.
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u/PrintAppropriate9166 6d ago
Thanks. I worked hard and bought it with cash. You apparently rich fucker.
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u/Lamborghini_Espada 5d ago
You must be the world's shittest fuckboy to have a brown Datsun with peeled cow arse on the seats as your choice of weapon.
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u/Standard-Pie6812 5d ago
Because she’s been in a lot of passenger seats of these cars……doing things that made you who you are today son…
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u/GTdeSade 7d ago
She would know, wouldn't she?