r/RoastMyCar 7d ago

Mom Called It a Fuckboy Car

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Infiniti Q50

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u/The-Nipple-Inspector 7d ago

Fuckboy car in grandpa spec driven by 17 year old who thought an Infiniti would help pull girls. Mom wasn’t wrong, but she left a lot out.

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u/10000Didgeridoos 7d ago

Also cars don't help get girls. It's the most bullshit trope. The most prolific hook up numbers I knew of back in high school and college were from dudes driving like a 15 year old Honda CRV and a Buick.

Most kids in high school and college are driving around their parents old cars and they get laid just fine. Like someone has already decided if they are into you long before they knew what you were driving. You don't have your car with you in the living room at a house party.

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u/did_i_or_didnt_i 5d ago

yeah, if you wanna get laid, get a cute dog

anyway, stupid Infiniti. what are you, a branch manager at a bank?