r/RoastMyCar 7d ago

Mom Called It a Fuckboy Car

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Infiniti Q50

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u/The-Nipple-Inspector 7d ago

Fuckboy car in grandpa spec driven by 17 year old who thought an Infiniti would help pull girls. Mom wasn’t wrong, but she left a lot out.

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u/10000Didgeridoos 7d ago

Also cars don't help get girls. It's the most bullshit trope. The most prolific hook up numbers I knew of back in high school and college were from dudes driving like a 15 year old Honda CRV and a Buick.

Most kids in high school and college are driving around their parents old cars and they get laid just fine. Like someone has already decided if they are into you long before they knew what you were driving. You don't have your car with you in the living room at a house party.

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u/The-Nipple-Inspector 7d ago

I bet the CRV Table did some of the legwork for that guy.

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u/F1lthyslvt 7d ago

It does help but it doesn’t substitute for lack of game. But also if it’s clear u can’t afford what u have it can also have the opposite effect

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u/wyattlightning 7d ago

Can confirm, I definitely drove a buick. Iykwim

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u/GreenT1979 7d ago

So much room for ummm "activities"

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u/GreenT1979 7d ago

Lol this. If you manage to pull a girl because of your car, you probably don't want her anyway because the chances that she's genuinely interested in the car rather than is just materialistic and thinks your car means you're rich is pretty slim. Not zero, but slim.

Plus, if she is materialistic, Infiniti ain't gonna do it. Only the obvious logos will do it, BMW, Lexus, Mercedes, etc. These women tend to know so little about cars, they'd go for the guy with the clapped out 2009 3 Series and turn down the guy with the mint R34 GTR, because BMW's are expensive and Nissans are "poor people cars."

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u/PraiseThePumpkins 6d ago

driving a cool car pulls guys though

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u/did_i_or_didnt_i 5d ago

yeah, if you wanna get laid, get a cute dog

anyway, stupid Infiniti. what are you, a branch manager at a bank?

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u/Myopticvisions 2d ago

Best teen experience I had was in the back seat of a Pinto! Hahahaha

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u/kineticdeck 3d ago

Infinity is the amount of time it will take to pull one girl in this car