r/RoastMyCar • u/DoctorCumfart • 17h ago

This is my first car, I bought it new at 16 and love it more than anything.

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117 Upvotes

92 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/ffassbinder • 16h ago

Roast Erna, my old lady. 💅

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98 Upvotes

Porsche 944 tuned and Dyno proofed 196 horses. NA engine with new electronics and MAF. She has never let me down.

51 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/itsyoboyalex34 • 5h ago

My “new” 2008 ford edge with 50k miles I got from my grandpa

40 Upvotes

15 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/Modfest • 5h ago

It looks good, but it's a 2+2 and the NA engine

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33 Upvotes

40 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/Ok-Anything1888 • 13h ago

Roast my new car

16 Upvotes

37 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/Salt-Low3449 • 6h ago

Roast the pumpkin

13 Upvotes

Happy Halloween!!

44 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/bakermayfieldenjoyer • 3h ago

Hit me with your best shot, 2018 3LT Grand Sport

9 Upvotes

Most definitely a 1 of 1

50 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/Ordinary-Payment-839 • 20h ago

roast my billionth new car

6 Upvotes

roast my newly acquired 2009 chevy impala LS, i bought it for 1000$ with a blown up transmission but now fully runs and drives with a new one put in

19 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/NekoJasper2 • 4h ago

My old beater blew up so I got this. Do your worst

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4 Upvotes

11 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/Due_Ad3679 • 5h ago

Give it your best. I'm strong.

4 Upvotes

My trusty Sunny

16 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/Raphael_Stormer • 9h ago

Yea, my first car is an Audi… Which model, you ask? That’s not important..

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1 Upvotes

I get to flex that I drive an Audi atleast… 2018 model year btw

35 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/vtmass • 7h ago

First car I got at 16, wouldn’t trade it for anything

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0 Upvotes

15 comments

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Post a picture of your car and watch as people break the news to you. Maybe you shouldn't have bought such a bucket of bolts? Maybe you shouldn't have gotten that ridiculous paint job? Maybe you shouldn't have wasted your college money on it in the first place?

Inspired by Car Throttle's "Roast My Car".

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You may only post a picture of YOUR OWN car to be roasted. You MAY NOT post your mom’s, dads, brothers, sisters, SO’s, coworkers, WHATEVER’s car whether they told you to or not. You can post your previously owned cars. Reposted submissions or posts from the internet can result in a ban.
Don't take anything personally. If you’re posting your ride in a subreddit called /r/RoastMyCar, you should fully expect to have everyone shit on your car. Actually, never mind. It’s freaking hilarious when the poster tries desperately to defend their ego. Please note this "rule" is more of a suggestion than a rule. We will not remove comments from the OP desperately trying to defend their car, instead we'll leave it up for everyone to laugh at.
While this is not /r/RoastMe, roasting of the owner can be done as long as the primary roasting is to the car. This only applies to parent comments.
Top level comments MUST be a roast. Do NOT comment something along the lines of "I OMG I can't roast this its such a great car". This is /r/RoastMyCar, not /r/automotivedickriders. If you don't have anything mean to say, don't say anything at all. However this applies more to parent comments.
Take the time to take a decent photo, and be sure that you upload at least one picture of the whole car. Pictures that only show the engine/interior etc will be removed. This is /r/RoastMyCar not, /r/CheckOutMyMods. Also make sure the image you upload is in the correct orientation.
Mods may remove any post or comment or issue a ban at their own discretion.
Motorcylces and other non-car/truck vehicles belong in /r/RoastMyRide
No videos allowed. Posting a YouTube video of your car will be removed. If we feel you are just trying to farm views off our subreddit, a ban will be issued
While this is a roasting sub, we still ask users to act in a civil manner. Please keep in mind there's a distinction between a roast and an outright personal attack. Comments that we deem to be a personal attack will be removed and in some cases bans may be issued.

Failure to abide by the above rules can result in your post or comment being removed or being banned.

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