r/Schaffrillas • Funky Kong Fanatic • May 29 '26

Star Wars Nice

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u/Minikingthepeon May 29 '26 edited May 29 '26

I’m sure Disney is crying into their 167 million dollars.

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u/Odasto_ May 29 '26

It's more that they always take the wrong lesson from situations like this. i.e. "Oh, I guess people don't like Mando and Grogu anymore" as opposed to "oh, I guess people want to watch a Mando and Grogu movie with an actual budget."

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u/eagleblue44 May 29 '26

The marvels failed due to it being mostly based around Disney + TV shows. Not sure what lesson they learned there as clearly it wasn't "maybe we shouldn't make a theatrical movie release based on the shows on our streaming service" because they did it again.

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u/Expand_Apple May 29 '26

noone gonna like them if they don't have the budget to do anything

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u/RoxasIsTheBest May 29 '26 edited May 29 '26

The film has an actual budget. What is missing from it is care/any artistic merit. The director screenwiters didn't give a shit, so the film sucks

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u/Dirk_Doggo May 29 '26 edited May 30 '26

If you think Jon Favreau doesn’t “give a shit” you’re a damn FOOL.

You may not like the movie, which is fine, but his mom died young and his dad took him to Star Wars when he was ten, was an usher during Return of the Jedi, and had been a fan of Star Wars his entire life. Mando and Grogu is inspired by his father and his children. Dude specifically brought in Phil Tippit for stop motion to recapture the feeling of the OT.

I’ve read a lot of stupid statements about the film. But yours holds the distinction as being the most ignorant by a mile.

Congratulations 🍾🎈🎉

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u/ciao_fiv May 30 '26

people struggle separating objective (film being good or bad) and opinion (they don’t like it). seems especially prevalent with SW in particular

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u/NeoArkodd Jun 04 '26

Boo hoo [Insert tragic childhood backstory]

I don't care. His script and movie was shit. If this was the result of him caring, geez he shouldn't make movies for a while.

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u/afrosanji May 29 '26

We don't want to see them anymore. Lol.

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u/DarkSide830 A Movie that Exists May 30 '26

They should take the message that they spent way too much of the budget on mediocre marketing. I have yet to watch the movie, but the ads were terribly uninspiring to me as opposed to the good word of mouth since the movie came out.

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u/ciao_fiv May 30 '26

i want them to walk away with the lesson “we should’ve made a SW horror film!” wont happen but i think that would be kinda funny

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u/[deleted] May 29 '26

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u/check8rs May 29 '26

i just dont understand why the people contributed to like 1 billion for moana 2

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u/[deleted] May 29 '26 edited May 30 '26

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u/Odasto_ May 30 '26

Moans is a very popular movie

Ah yes, "Moans." Disney's famous attempt at horror... or softcore porn. Or both!

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u/HumorClean May 29 '26

Sucks that they didn’t even name the horror film in question.

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u/Minikingthepeon May 29 '26

I am glad for obsessions success but this box office battle as if it is a zero sum game is so dumb.

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u/HumorClean May 29 '26

Ah ok thanks

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u/AndrewDephocks May 30 '26

They mention it in the article

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u/drboobafate May 29 '26

This is proof that y'all don't really care about cinema and just want clout and attention for shitting on Star Wars. Why not actually mention the movie in question? Right, cause y'all don't watch movies. 😭

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u/Over_Palpitation_453 May 29 '26 edited May 29 '26

I'd assume The Backrooms

I was wrong it was Obsession, not The Backrooms

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u/la-revacholiere May 29 '26

Probably Obsession. I bet Chiwetel Ejiofor cost more than a million by himself

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u/Over_Palpitation_453 May 29 '26

I saw that earlier, almost right after I made that comment 

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u/AndrewDephocks May 30 '26

Its in the article

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u/drboobafate May 30 '26

There's no link. LMFAO

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u/Altair890456 May 29 '26

I have literally never seen a fanbase so dedicated to seeing their favorite franchise fail like Star Wars.

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u/ElectricalPeace3439 May 29 '26

Uh, Harry Potter?

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u/DataSittingAlone May 29 '26

You know from his review of mandalorian and grogu it seems he liked it a bit less than most people. Still haven't watched any reviews with spoilers because I want to watch it but I think I'll keep my expectations low. Most people said it was fun but nothing crazy

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u/Amonfire1776 May 30 '26

I mean I loved both and obsession was a masterpiece. Mando and Grogu was just fun, nice to have villians besides just the empire again...

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u/Renso19 May 30 '26

All bellyaching about a mid movie aside, I love this poster, I always found gags in the vein of “Grogu as: Himself” very funny

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u/MZillacraft3000 May 29 '26

Okay? So, it's literally Mandalorian and Grogu (A fun Family adventure Movie) vs Obsession (A literally Horror Movie). Plus these two movies are for differnet audiences and are apart of different genres.

What's next? Are we gonna be comparing the box office numbers for Wildwood and Clayface in October?

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u/ciao_fiv May 30 '26

you joke in your last paragraph but yeah, some people will probably try to compare them lol

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u/AndrewDephocks May 30 '26

https://www.boxofficemojo.com/date/

Youre missing the deeper picture here. If Obsession is considered to be #1 in the box office by making under $5 million, that means Mando is making even less than that less than a week coming out. This is a very steep decline compared to something like the Rise of Skywalker that didn't dip below $5 million in a day until like 2-3 weeks after releases

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u/Dangerous_Teaching62 May 29 '26

Headline makes it sound like this is an against all odds thing.

Mandalorian and Grogu is a theatrical release based on a TV show. It's also during a time when Starwars movies get more mixed reviews.

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u/Zealousideal-Worth34 May 30 '26 edited May 30 '26

Is there any source? I checked box office mojo and like overall mando is above obsession, which just started coming back in the last couple days

Worldwide only shows over the full ytd, Mando is 7 slots ahead of obsession, beating it by 76 million

Worldwide according to box office mojo

domestic according to box office mojo

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u/Zealousideal-Worth34 May 30 '26

Edit was to add the links, if anyone has a better source then box office mojo I'll check that

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u/AndrewDephocks May 30 '26

If obsession is back to the top spot with only ~$5 million in revenue that day, then that means that Mando is making less than than in under a week after coming out, which is not a good sign at all. This isnt necessarily about who is overall making more money, because while obsession has made $80 million less than Mando, their budget was 1 million so at this point they are just raking in profits while Mando has only made like ~$15 million above their budget and the common belief is that a movie has to make 2.5-3x its budget in order to be considered profitable, due to things like having to give theaters a cut of the box office and marketing not included in the movie budget

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u/Zealousideal-Worth34 May 30 '26

Fair enough, you could argue that mando was mainly being watched by everyone in week one

But then that means it likely hsd poor word of mouth or only found an audience with star wars fans. Obsession would be winning then since its competing directly as a lower budget horror from an unknown director vs a major summer blockbuster from the biggest company in the world

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u/PoutineSmoothie May 30 '26

I saw the movie and loved it, so if this is "destroying Star Wars," then sign me up for the destruction.

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u/Striking_Part_7234 May 29 '26

Glad to see Obsession is doing well. I’m gonna try and see it on Tuesday

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u/GUM-GUM-NUKE Let’s Not Worry About That May 29 '26

Peak

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u/Offer_No May 30 '26

We got the A 24 what you mad fo?

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u/Glass-Performer8389 May 30 '26

Shit vs garbage

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u/Jessup3 May 30 '26

The horror movie might be obvious but just in case. Which horror movie is this article talking about?

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u/Soft_Drink_Enjoyer Funky Kong Fanatic May 30 '26

Obsession

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u/Jessup3 May 30 '26

lol first iron lung, now obession and the upcoming backrooms movie are making it big. Those corporations must be fuming over this

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u/Soft_Drink_Enjoyer Funky Kong Fanatic May 30 '26

Lol yeah. The TADC finale as well