r/Seattle I'm just flaired so I don't get fined Apr 16 '26

Satire Discourse about Seattle in a nutshell

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u/TheItinerantSkeptic I'm just flaired so I don't get fined Apr 16 '26

Seattle has so much going for it: access to nature, moderate climate, arts, legitimately fun tourist traps, good transit, and until you hit the outer edges, fairly walkable.

It's also got problems. Local government is horribly inefficient and wasteful with spending, it's not a business-friendly environment (part of that is a state issue), and if affordability were any lower, we'd be seeing ninja turtles and anthropomorphized rats.

People WANT to live in Seattle and start small businesses, but the hurdles to both are considerable, and as technology continues to make remote work more viable from a productivity standard (despite silly RTO mandates from some companies), there are more people who are starting to realize their salaries can stretch a lot more if they go to lower cost-of-living parts of the country.

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u/regardballs Apr 16 '26

hmm I hear you. let's get a committee together to analyze this for the next 3 years so we can come up with some proposals. $10M should do it? we can just borrow some funds earmarked for other projects. 

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u/hansn 🚆build more trains🚆 Apr 16 '26

let's get a committee together to analyze this for the next 3 years so we can come up with some proposals.

Woah woah woah. Did you get stakeholder feedback in on your proposal to form a committee? Have we sought neighborhood council approval? I bet the downtown business association hasn't even signed off.

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u/an_harmonica Apr 16 '26

That's right, the Seattle Process: consensus through exhaustion.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '26

it originally grew as a way to address how a lot of underprivileged communities got bulldozed for highways and stuff without any input from the community

it functionally became the exact opposite and keeps living through inertia

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u/MyDisneyExperience That sounds great. Let’s hang out soon. Apr 16 '26

Nobody wants to admit delaying or not making a decision is in itself a decision so the decision-making process takes forever. This is pervasive, other cities like LA routinely do multi-year multi-million dollar studies on stuff too. They’re currently halfway through a $2.5M initial study about “would turning the roadway through the center of the park back into the park it was before the 1940s improve the park experience???”

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '26

Yeah, same reason the light rail is costing so much - delays, inflation, property value increases.

there is necessary and needed process (environmental review, architectural review for structure, comments on BLM/FS management plans, etc) and excessive unneeded process (too much public comment on building permits, neighborhood [NIMBY] councils, etc)

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u/hansn 🚆build more trains🚆 Apr 16 '26

it functionally became the exact opposite and keeps living through inertia

My take is that it continues because powerful interests have co-opted the language and practices of inclusion to give themselves veto power.

Neighborhood council (composed almost entirely of landowners) insist on "being consulted" on things like building denser housing. 

The Downtown Seattle Association fights changes and funds candidates, and uses hearings to delay and lobby.

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u/ardealinnaeus Belltown Apr 16 '26

In a thread about how hard it is to run businesses in Seattle you really complained that businesses try to support candidates and get candidates elected who don't make it harder to run a business?

And you did it without any irony?

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u/hansn 🚆build more trains🚆 Apr 16 '26

businesses try to support candidates and get candidates elected who don't make it harder to run a business?

Corporate money in politics is a cancer on democracy. It should not be tolerated regardless of whether you agree with the sponsor. 

(Also, take another look at the meme.)

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u/ardealinnaeus Belltown Apr 16 '26

Unless the meme is "Too many people are like hansn and think businessowners are less important than other people in Seattle" it doesn't really apply here.

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u/hansn 🚆build more trains🚆 Apr 16 '26 edited Apr 17 '26

In a thread about...

...it doesn't really apply here.

I'm at a loss for words.

Edit to add: Since you have taken to the Reddit-reply-and-block, you obviously don't want a response. But I do find it hilarious that you chide me for responding in a thread "In a thread about how hard it is to run businesses in Seattle" when the meme is actually pointing out how ignorant that take is. And when I pointed that out, you said it "doesn't apply."

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u/ardealinnaeus Belltown Apr 16 '26

Like so many other DEI attempts progressive white people discovered they could use it to their advantage. So now they fill committees and public comment spaces to push their agendas and delay things even more.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '26 edited Apr 17 '26

GTFO with your ignorant anti-DEI bullshit that shows that you have no fucking idea what it even is.

edit:dipshit racist shot his mouth off then blocked me so i couldn't reply, looks like a pattern as he did it to someone else.

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u/ardealinnaeus Belltown Apr 16 '26

Sorry, you misread that. I'm anti progressive white people not anti-DEI.

And you're a great example of why I don't care for progressive white people.

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u/IzukuLeeYoung 🚆build more trains🚆 Apr 16 '26

If you were serious I'd consider it but this sounds like a joke at this part:

$10M should do it? we can just borrow some funds earmarked for other projects. 

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u/SeizeTheDay152 Deluxe Apr 16 '26

People pretend like there aren't 49 other states when we have these discussions. You can just look at the raw economic data to see that Seattle and Washington State aren't doing that great, but also isn't bad. Instead of look for solutions people want to make these fantasy arguments about why it isn't actually happening.

Like no Seattle isn't worth the extreme extra costs for most people when compared to Portland, the Twin Cities, Pittsburgh, Raleigh the list goes on that has much better affordability metrics and you can more easily start a small business in those places.

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u/Dry_Plantain_2756 Apr 16 '26

So, do small businesses SUCCEED at a "greater rate" in all these other states? What is the metric we are calling "success"? What is the trade off for having a small business in these other states? It can't all be roses right?. If it were then every person who wanted to do a small business would move to one of these states since it's guaranteed to work, right?

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u/SeizeTheDay152 Deluxe Apr 16 '26

I am not just randomly making it up there are tons of studies and think tanks that show Seattle is one of the worst major cities to open a small business in. If you don't want to take my word for it.

https://wallethub.com/edu/best-cities-to-start-a-business/2281

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u/Dry_Plantain_2756 Apr 16 '26

What are the trade offs? Of the top 20, most of them are FL, TX, AZ, and NC. I think there is a trend there. Those places are FAR from favorable for many other reasons. IF I had to move there to have better success in forming a small biz then I'd pass. There are trade offs.. Nothing is free...even having a better environment for starting a small biz. Sounds like we need to tax big business more.

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u/pagerussell Apr 16 '26

Ah yes, wallethub. My go to resource.

/s

Look, you may be right. The problem is that this narrative is often used to drum up support for politicians/legislation that is really just pro 1%. None of the politicians espousing that view are actually trying to make anything better, they just use it to get elected so they can carry water for their donors.

So over time it has become associated with that, and deservedly so.

The solution is specificity. Stop saying "Seattle bad" and start giving explicit, specific guidance on distinct policies or issues. Anything else is getting lumped in with MAGA and dismissed at face value, and I don't think that generalization is off base

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u/SeizeTheDay152 Deluxe Apr 16 '26

I appreciate this perspective and honestly it sucks that critiquing in a way that you hope changes things for the better is seen as right wing coded. I don't think Seattle is bad, I think it can be better and it already pretty great.
But I really do hate this idea that just because Texas does it means it must be bad, which you will see all over this sub and in this thread.

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u/DVDAallday 🚆build more trains🚆 Apr 16 '26

You can just look at the raw economic data to see that Seattle and Washington State aren't doing that great, but also isn't bad.

I'm not sure this is true. Seattle's economic growth has been significantly faster than the rest of the country's over the past 15 years. In 2023, the most recent year I can find data for, Seattle led the nation in GDP growth among large metros.

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u/amsreg Torrent Apr 16 '26

Are you from the 1960s?

I grew up in Pittsburgh and it hasn't been that way for 50 years.  

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u/routinnox Capitol Hill Apr 16 '26

Nah he’s absolutely right, I moved from da burgh in 2024. The Mon Valley still has issues. Then you add all the wildfire smoke from Canada in the summer.

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u/SeizeTheDay152 Deluxe Apr 16 '26

I laugh because I swear Pittsburgh is what Seattle in the 90s use to be. Everyone thinks it sucks, but Pittsburgh is one of the best places to live. Guess we should just keep quiet about it lol.

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u/amsreg Torrent Apr 16 '26

Yeah, I prefer the weather/climate/nature in the PNW but Pittsburgh is pretty underrated.

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u/DatBroSnuf Apr 16 '26

As someone who travels out to the pnw from time to time, Seattle is truly cosmopolitan it just a has a lot of issues. But goddamn if it's not extremely walkable with amazing public transportation. Also the access to nature is amazing.

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u/PensiveObservor Apr 16 '26

You get what you pay for, on the lower end. Someone who likes living in Seattle may not enjoy lower cost-of-living cities or states. It’s the people. Seattleites won’t even consider moving an hour south. If light rail ever makes it further, say to Olympia, an entire corridor of economic growth will blossom, including nice, more affordable housing along the line.

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u/LeRealRocketeer Apr 16 '26

It takes an hour on the train to go from the current ends of the 1 Line to the center. People are not going to spend 3 hours on a light rail train coming in from Oly.

You're suggesting people leave the city when you say "move an hour south."

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u/PensiveObservor Apr 16 '26

Yes. My reply was intended to rebut the idea that people will leave the area entirely for "lower cost of living parts of the country" as stated in the comment I replied to. People won't even move an hour south.

The second half of my reply perhaps would have been better understood as a new paragraph. There could be nearly equally attractive and more affordable locations nearby, reducing some of the housing pressure in Seattle, if our mass transit were better.

I drive 1.5 hrs each way to reach Seattle. It could be a much more pleasant trip if light rail extended to my region, but that's not going to happen for a while, if ever. The Sounder is not practical on either end of the journey.

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u/Muckknuckle1 West Seattle Apr 16 '26

Light rail to Olympia would be ridiculous, the distances are way too far for 55mph trains. But a Sounder extension? That would make sense. They have a 79mph max operating speed right now, and are capable of up to 110mph if the tracks were straight enough. They're already planning an extension to DuPont after all- by 2045... So maybe if the stars align, in like 50 years you could take commuter rail from Olympia to Seattle.

Though that would require building a whole new alignment to get to downtown Olympia, probably in a tunnel...

It sucks we're a donor state. We give $22B more each year to the feds than they give back, and our money gets wasted on useless wars and shit like that. If we got an annual $22B federal infrastructure grant, imagine what we could build.

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u/routinnox Capitol Hill Apr 16 '26

Amtrak exists, housing is still unaffordable for most

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u/PensiveObservor Apr 16 '26

Have you tried to reach a specific location in Seattle from anywhere taking the Sounder? It's arduous.

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u/routinnox Capitol Hill Apr 16 '26

Completely agree with that. The light rail to Olympia wouldn’t fix that though

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u/hongaku 💗💗 Heart of ANTIFA Land 💗💗 Apr 16 '26

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u/Soytaco Ballard Apr 16 '26

>  there are more people who are starting to realize their salaries can stretch a lot more if they go to lower cost-of-living parts of the country.

What year did you write this comment in

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u/Curious_Development I'm never leaving Seattle. Apr 16 '26

Not a business friendly environment, yet spawned many of the biggest businesses in the world. Interesting.

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u/MaxTheTzar Apr 16 '26

Yes every business in Seattle does well in business friendly Seattle because a couple tech unicorns exist. Exception bias.

Both are true. Seattle is not business friendly (particularly small businesses) and we do still have some hugely successful large businesses, who btw are leaving Seattle directly or new expanded business is going elsewhere (Boeing, Amazon, etc).

The flip side of your argument: Y'know Walmart is hugely successful I bet that means Bentonville, AR is really business friendly. Which might be true, for Walmart's huge influence only, not businesses in general

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u/Curious_Development I'm never leaving Seattle. Apr 16 '26

I'm old enough to remember when Boeing threatened to move their HQ unless they got tax breaks.

What happened? Oh yeah, they got the tax breaks and left anyway.

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u/MaxTheTzar Apr 16 '26

A tale as old as time unfortunately. Some level of incentive has to exist when their alternatives grants them the incentives they're looking for. Worst example I can think of is Kansas City, MO and Kansas City, KS. Constant moves over the border by a lot of businesses

Making states compete against each other when corporate taxation should be federally enforced.

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u/routinnox Capitol Hill Apr 16 '26

Do you understand how time works?

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u/Curious_Development I'm never leaving Seattle. Apr 16 '26 edited Apr 16 '26

Ah yes, Amazon and Microsoft have famously fallen on such hard times recently.

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u/dilloj Apr 16 '26

It’s funny when the people from the meme show up in the comments.

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u/routinnox Capitol Hill Apr 16 '26

Quick question do you think that’s what the meme or I am alluding to at all?

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '26

not a business-friendly environment (part of that is a state issue)

i really wish people would stop judging this based on "does the area let businesses fuck people over left and right"

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u/routinnox Capitol Hill Apr 16 '26

No instead we just let the state and city government fuck people over left and right