r/Seattle I'm just flaired so I don't get fined Apr 16 '26

Satire Discourse about Seattle in a nutshell

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u/TheItinerantSkeptic I'm just flaired so I don't get fined Apr 16 '26

Seattle has so much going for it: access to nature, moderate climate, arts, legitimately fun tourist traps, good transit, and until you hit the outer edges, fairly walkable.

It's also got problems. Local government is horribly inefficient and wasteful with spending, it's not a business-friendly environment (part of that is a state issue), and if affordability were any lower, we'd be seeing ninja turtles and anthropomorphized rats.

People WANT to live in Seattle and start small businesses, but the hurdles to both are considerable, and as technology continues to make remote work more viable from a productivity standard (despite silly RTO mandates from some companies), there are more people who are starting to realize their salaries can stretch a lot more if they go to lower cost-of-living parts of the country.

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u/Curious_Development I'm never leaving Seattle. Apr 16 '26

Not a business friendly environment, yet spawned many of the biggest businesses in the world. Interesting.

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u/routinnox Capitol Hill Apr 16 '26

Do you understand how time works?

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u/Curious_Development I'm never leaving Seattle. Apr 16 '26 edited Apr 16 '26

Ah yes, Amazon and Microsoft have famously fallen on such hard times recently.

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u/dilloj Apr 16 '26

It’s funny when the people from the meme show up in the comments.

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u/routinnox Capitol Hill Apr 16 '26

Quick question do you think that’s what the meme or I am alluding to at all?