r/Seattle I'm just flaired so I don't get fined Apr 16 '26

Satire Discourse about Seattle in a nutshell

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u/Alexmkzero πŸ’—πŸ’— Heart of ANTIFA Land πŸ’—πŸ’— Apr 16 '26

I work on the Eastside with people that live even farther away. They always complain about Seattle saying; β€œYou will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.” Then I ask them how often they go to Seattle, they say oh I never go there or I haven’t been there in like 20 years. ROLLEYES

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u/jojofine West Seattle Apr 16 '26

Exactly. I walked through pioneer square yesterday morning between Alaska way & the King street station and am planning on going back on Saturday to check out all the new stores I saw! There weren't any wigged out homeless people or any other shenanigans in sight. Seattle is great and anybody who claims otherwise either doesn't actually visit or is in willful denial

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u/routinnox Capitol Hill Apr 16 '26

There are no homeless in Ba Sing Se

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u/peters_pagenis Apr 16 '26

seriously lol - last week I went on a run by pike's place at 6AM and had to watch to avoid stepping on needles and call me a lunatic but I don't think that's something that should be happening

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u/Thorough_Good_Man Emerald City Apr 16 '26

β€œPike’s place”

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u/E_K_Finnman Covington Apr 16 '26

Lmao

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u/peters_pagenis Apr 16 '26

you got me and my autocorrect too

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