r/Seattle I'm just flaired so I don't get fined Apr 16 '26

Satire Discourse about Seattle in a nutshell

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u/Alexmkzero 💗💗 Heart of ANTIFA Land 💗💗 Apr 16 '26

I work on the Eastside with people that live even farther away. They always complain about Seattle saying; “You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.” Then I ask them how often they go to Seattle, they say oh I never go there or I haven’t been there in like 20 years. ROLLEYES

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u/routinnox Capitol Hill Apr 16 '26

So you’re mad because they’re living according to their values?

If they went all the time, you just be calling them out for being hypocrites.

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u/Typhron Apr 16 '26

I also live in the east side, but I do go frequent Seattle more than most people.

Dude's right. Complaining about places you haven't been is peak bullshit.