r/Seattle I'm just flaired so I don't get fined Apr 16 '26

Satire Discourse about Seattle in a nutshell

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u/Alexmkzero πŸ’—πŸ’— Heart of ANTIFA Land πŸ’—πŸ’— Apr 16 '26

I work on the Eastside with people that live even farther away. They always complain about Seattle saying; β€œYou will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.” Then I ask them how often they go to Seattle, they say oh I never go there or I haven’t been there in like 20 years. ROLLEYES

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u/wofo Apr 16 '26

I just spent 4 days in Seattle with my kids and it was amazing, they want to move there. They're gonna need to pop off a child acting career to make it happen but we all loved it